By 092492 - 05/03/2011 21:53 - United States

Today, I was finally able to get up and take a shit after being bedridden due to my knee surgery. I had diarrhea and because I can't properly bend my knee, I can't wipe my butt. FML
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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Do you wipe your ass with your feet then? I usually use my hands, so I don't see why I'd need to bend my legs, but FYL anyway.

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marleyvk 0

I don't see how you couldn't wipe your behind without bending your knee... I'm pretty sure if you just stand up and spread your legs you could do it.

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FarSide 22

If you are wiping your ass with your knee, then you are doing it wrong. Not judging you, just saying...

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Allikayxolove 0

FAKE.Ive had 4 knee surgeries and counting.u can bend ur knee enough to wipe your ass,ya ******* liar.

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annihil8or 15

U could always try using floss if u can't wipe it?

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zombiekitten87 12

ok if you could sit on the toilet, you could have figured it out... use your friggen head.

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OregonJeff 3

Yeah, definitely FHL! (I typed this reply slower so she could still read it -- LOL)

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YankeesUniverse 0

Maybe you did a tad too much explaining

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ImKindaABigDeal 6

that 10 seconds it took to read it was nothing compared to the two minutes it probably took her to figure out how to post a comment about it.

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