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By 12yearsoldapparently - 06/07/2015 23:02 - United States - Charleston

Today, I was finally going to break down my social barrier by going out on a date with a nice guy I recently met on a dating site. Just at the start of the date, he asked me how old I was, and out of pure nervousness, I blurted out, "12!" I'm 24. FML

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By lifsabtch - 06/01/2013 17:24

Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML

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By DabTheFuckOut - 16/09/2016 19:35 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I finally said yes to a date with a guy. I was hesistant due to him being quite a bit younger than me. On our date, he dabbed 27 times. Yes, I actually kept count. FML

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Chris Hansen time

By lloydLO - 24/10/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML

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You deserved it 13 621

Always ask for documentation

By Anonymous - 20/09/2020 02:02 - United States - Arlington

Today, the guy I met on Tinder texted me about our date tomorrow. He seemed nervous. I come to find out his mom overheard us talking on the phone and wants to meet me. I said OK, that’s not big deal. That’s when he told me that he’s actually 17. I now hate myself because I’m 26. FML

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By bruh_im18 - 17/09/2016 16:18 - United States - Metairie

Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML

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This charming man

By Anonymous - 13/09/2024 03:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was in the store when a man started chatting me up. He was good looking and charming. He asked, “So, what are you, 22-23?” I saw him visibly recoil in disgust when I told him my real age. I’m only 35, he was about 50, but he acted like he couldn’t runaway fast enough. FML

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Grown up

By ugh - 14/08/2012 16:52 - United States

Today, I went out to dinner with my boyfriend and his mom. The hostess asked if I needed "the kid's menu," remarked how I look "so grown up for your age," and asked what grade I was in. I said I'm in university. She laughed as if it was the best joke ever told. I'm 22. FML

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Bat out of hell

By goodeyesight - 11/10/2012 14:02 - Brazil - Sào Paulo

Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I'm 19 years old and, having never been on a date, I agreed to let my friend set me up. He was adorable, young, with blond hair and blue eyes...and 4 years old. My friend tricked me into babysitting. FML

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This is fine

By Aaaaaaaah - 13/10/2024 20:00 - New Zealand

Today, I started a new job. As I was introducing myself during the morning get together with the team, I forgot how old I was, and panicked. I ended up saying I was "twenty-fine." I’m 27. FML

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Sillychees 22

Tuesday 7 July 2015 12:14

well at least you didnt fart

Zwerik 31

Tuesday 7 July 2015 12:12

Well, you were close. :P

Comments

GwennaRose 22

Tuesday 7 July 2015 21:56

Awwww, he probably thought it was cute op. I wouldn't worry about it

DorkusDemitrius 9

Tuesday 7 July 2015 22:31

Follow it up with: "times two!"

ErinRosado 14

Wednesday 8 July 2015 1:02

This one's actually kind of cute, and something pretty much all of us can relate to.

teentee401 36

Wednesday 8 July 2015 1:10

"...times 2!" Edit: several people beat me to it -__-

acrochick27 15

Wednesday 8 July 2015 1:39

Play it off and say "12!...ehhh times two"

amanda182 19

Wednesday 8 July 2015 5:41

At least you tried! Lol

wsj93 6

Wednesday 8 July 2015 5:47

That means your definitely need to get out more..

Kit_Kat24 7

Wednesday 8 July 2015 5:48

You did good job

subzero22 8

Wednesday 8 July 2015 9:19

Lol wow what an ice breaker and shouldn't he have known that from your profile or at least talking to him before meeting him in person?

lostinareverie 21

Wednesday 8 July 2015 14:20

Hopefully you two had a good laugh!

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