Intimacy: Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started...

By fingerfuckd - 29/04/2009 15:47 - Canada

Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML

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By lovely - 19/12/2011 06:43 - Netherlands

Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML

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By unamyous - 08/06/2012 13:26 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML

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By leogs23 - 15/11/2020 10:58

Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML

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Not now, dude

By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 18:44 - United States - Montgomery

Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML

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By montanadinosaur - 26/04/2015 04:05 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML

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Thank God

By Dwarvahkiin - 08/08/2022 02:00

Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML

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Awkward

By Jeremy - 07/08/2009 02:03 - United States

Today, I was getting it on with a girl I've been talking to for three months. She's a year younger than me and it was her first time. So, I went easy. After five minutes she started crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she said that I reminded her of her dad. FML

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You deserved it 7 422

I'll just hang out I guess

By jailbirdlove - 11/10/2010 01:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML

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You deserved it 4 300

I miss you

By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 00:41 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were in his car when he burst out crying, I thought it might have been because we had gotten into a huge fight and he felt bad. No, he cried on my shoulder for a half hour because he misses his ex-girlfriend. He's been writing songs about wanting her back. FML

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Alexa, play "Don't Go" by Yazoo

By nexus - 22/09/2021 04:00 - Papua New Guinea

Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML

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sbcpunkrocker 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 23:00

that's your cue to leave her, run away as fast as you can

HurriKaty 4

Wednesday 29 April 2009 23:02

Bitch is crazy. Run. Run away.

Comments

lovelylady123 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 5:40

thats awkward...

trilo3000 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 5:47

what if u have been with a girl for almsot a year and a half and she still misses her ex?

ZeShadow 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 5:48

I don't know what's more fkcd... the fact that she cried or the fact that you thought she was having an ******... I mean girls usually cry AFTER I finished because of the feeling of emptiness they feel when I pull out. And yeah.. guess the b*tch is crazy..

jugglernaut 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 5:51

hoo boy #s 97, 114, 130 - what, is it like his finger is not a part of him as well? grow the **** up. he was inside her.

Mikeymikey 4

Thursday 30 April 2009 5:55

dude.. thats like the FML of the week... yeah, move on and go use yr fingers on someone else, she does not deserve them.. lol. ****** up!

dreamofme 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 5:54

BREAK UP WITH HERRRRR. or maybe you're just really bad in bed. BREAK UP WITH HER.

MelancholySpork 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 6:09

Gonna have to agree with the general consensus that that chick is ****** UP in the head... also that sucks for you!

fmesideways21 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 6:22

That's very a Bret Easton Ellis, Rules of Attraction-type thing. Get out of there.

FMLSTL 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 6:23

go with it. there's no sense in going further with her in a relationship, but use the pity play while you can. you definitely don't deserve it though, all of those people who said you did are either joking or are simply stupid.