By ChelseaRae - 06/07/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, I was flipping through a magazine and saw an ad that had the line "No corn, no wheat, no soy", all of which I'm severely allergic to. I got so excited at the prospect of having a food I could eat, I fell out of my chair. I then realized it was an ad for dog food. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 508
You deserved it 5 566

Same thing different taste

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Well, if you ever get desperately hungry ...

Just because it's for dogs doesn't mean it's inevitable.... Look at Shaggy and Scooby Snacks!

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Winning_Duh 0

well nothing is stoping you...... go for it.

Winning_Duh 0

sorry didn't know FML came with sarcastic spell check...

iSitt 0

fyl for having all three allergies. F Dog's L for having them too.

13, next time you go to the store, look at the ingredients of the things you buy. most of them have wheat and soy and corn.

iSlappedCupid 0

C'mon be reasonable, this is FML, not everyone uses proper grammar

I heard it doesn't taste so bad after all.

someones gotta taste test it! how else can they label it "chicken and rice flavor"

Well, then, look forward to pictures of yourself where you don't look like a fcking poser duck faced ho. : )

21- maybe it isn't an English assessment but writing in proper grammar isn't the ******* SAT's. If you think before you speak you will realize how easy it is. It's not hard to realize that "That's seems.." is already a fail comment.

TripOnShoelaces 0

Hm. Why type, and write, in the English language if you aren't going to do it properly? It's "not that hard" to click on a few extra buttons.

blackvyper 8

Well there's always cat food...