Health: Today, I was flipping through a magazine and saw an ad that had...

By ChelseaRae - 06/07/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, I was flipping through a magazine and saw an ad that had the line "No corn, no wheat, no soy", all of which I'm severely allergic to. I got so excited at the prospect of having a food I could eat, I fell out of my chair. I then realized it was an ad for dog food. FML

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Same thing different taste

By kibblegirl - 06/06/2019 00:01

Today, I was so hungry that my mouth started watering during a dog food commercial. FML

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Yummy

By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I saw a commercial for some sort of meaty beef dish. The camera zoomed in and my mouth watered because it looked so delicious. Then flashed the next scene: Golden Retrievers running through a field, then eating from their bowl. My mouth just watered for a dog food commercial. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 02:00 - United States - Bisbee

Today, I grabbed a box of my favorite granola bars, the only flavor the brand makes without nuts, which I'm severely allergic to. A visit to the ER after my throat closed up told me that I'd missed the notice on the shelf, warning that they're now making them with peanuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2016 16:45

Today, I found out my dog is allergic to all forms of animal. His new vegetarian food is $90 a bag, and he refuses to eat it. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML

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By Bec99 - 15/02/2019 19:00 - Australia - Bassendean

Today, I found out I have celiac disease. I also happen to be a baker and will be constantly reminded of all the wheat products I can no longer enjoy. FML

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No fun

By Ed. - 04/08/2024 13:00 - United Kingdom - Stoke Newington

Today, I got back the results of an allergy test I decided to get because I felt generally tired after meals. Turns out that I'm allergic to, among other things, meat (yep, is a thing), nuts (of course), milk, egg, rice, carrot, apple, yeast (as in bread), and even soy. Seems I'm allergic to… food. FML

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Road to nowhere

By Anonymous - 30/08/2019 16:01

Today, I've been on the verge of throwing up all day. Why? My dog is intolerant to grain, but grain-free dog food causes heart problems so she can't have that. Now our lives are filled with nasty farts and Hershey squirts with no end in sight. It's a rough time for us both. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML

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By Dammit - 07/07/2012 04:45 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

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Livinia 11

Wednesday 6 July 2011 12:03

Well, if you ever get desperately hungry ...

Wheredidgrungego 12

Wednesday 6 July 2011 12:04

Just because it's for dogs doesn't mean it's inevitable.... Look at Shaggy and Scooby Snacks!

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dre_bro11 12

Wednesday 6 July 2011 16:09

#13, it's 'and', not 'or'.

nhcutie96 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 16:40

well, if it works for shaggy and scooby...

Sunny_Eclipse 6

Wednesday 6 July 2011 16:40

It wouldn't hurt to try dog food... right?

RetardedBullFrog 4

Wednesday 6 July 2011 17:32

21, I don't like grammar nazis but you have to have proper english so everybody could understand you. I sometimes thank grammar nazis for correcting people are almost impossible to comprehend. I only hate them for making a big fuss about small typos and brain farts though. 7, almost everything that tastes good.

ham25 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 17:36

it's happened to all of us... I had cat food with real tuna :)

sleepyN 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 18:50

eat it anyways dogs eat people food why can't you eat dog food

sleepyN 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 18:53

just eat the damn dog food you'll be chasing cars in no time

silverlinings 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 19:15

I can imagine how you felt, one time I found gluten free, dairy free chocolate covered pretzels and I started hyperventilating.

icantthinkofgood 5

Wednesday 6 July 2011 19:36

I'm celiac too, though I'm only allergic to wheat & soy. A lot of restaurants are catering to us now (Outback, Chilis & PF Changs for example) so no need to think there's nothing out there for you :)