Intimacy: Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started...

By blizzard_of_77 - 08/04/2009 16:10 - United States

Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML

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By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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By BriSwag4321 - 21/09/2018 05:00

Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML

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Supergenius 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 23:03

The picture of your junk is due to her bad grammar. You get a FML for sure.

Chaith 16

Wednesday 8 April 2009 23:03

I hope you kids view grammar Nazis in a different light now! If they aren't, THIS could happen!

Comments

nickk_v 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 7:07

hahaha wow, she's an idiot. how hard is it to know you're is a contraction for YOU ARE. ****** dumbasses. she should be fired for being stupid.

Zeegloo 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 7:08

People with crappy grammar bug the crap out of me! Sorry, man.

natividales 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 7:09

I'm not even American... and I HATE when people write "your" instead of "you're"... i ******* hate it

CinnamonSpider 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 7:24

That's her own dumb fault, what a bimbo. There's no excuse for not punctuating texts, especially when it can lead to something like this!

babydoll86_fml 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 7:50

Her fault! She said, 'Your nuts'. If she meant 'You're nuts', then she bloody well should have said so. Learn your own language, people! How the hell could she get offended at that.

bitca 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 7:54

Was the heat just coming from one side? You were probably annoying her and she just typed that out quickly trying to get you to leave her alone. I certainly know the difference between 'your' and 'you're' but I'm not going to take the time to make sure everything is correct in a text I'm sending to someone I don't even want to be communicating with.

GoMeat4103 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 7:54

Your stupid. Their gonna laugh at you at work now. /facetiousness

cheesefest 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 7:55

FYL because people need to learn how to use ******* apostrophes. And possible FHL because do girls really want pictures of dudes' scrotes? (NOTE: CORRECT USE OF APOSTROPHE. And that was a genuine question. Because I'm leaning to no, but it's not something I've ever asked a girl. Please do chip in.)