By blizzard_of_77 - 08/04/2009 16:10 - United States

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Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML
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Supergenius 0

The picture of your junk is due to her bad grammar. You get a FML for sure.

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Chaith 16

I hope you kids view grammar Nazis in a different light now! If they aren't, THIS could happen!

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route95 0

you BOTH deserve it! She needs to learn how to use proper grammar even in text and you shouldn't have been so eager to show off your package. Women don't find penises attractive. They look gross.

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Occam 0

Wow, the skew from the comments and the actual YLIF/YDI ratio is really goddamn pronounced. The official one is 7/20 and the comments are about 8/1.

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balanceMMX 0

YDI (for being a weirdo) but she was also grammatically incorrect, so so you both lose

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melh2o 0

It's not that hard to type an extra letter. Or to learn grammar haha. Serves her right. And for all the people saying you were stupid to send it, I do see that since things were "getting heated," it seems like she was saying dirty stuff too, so it's totally not your fault. She should maybe go back to 3rd grade english. And besides, do you really want to be with someone who doesn't know the difference between your and you're? :P

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evolveahimsa 0

Today this weirdo at work was kept texting me and trying to send me pictures of himself. When he asked what kind of picture I wanted, I told tried to tell him he was nuts, but since I am a dumbass, I incorrectly spelled "you're" as "your." The creep sent me a picture of his testicles. FML

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tipple 0

#160 LOL! I wonder if I can set up a web or MMS site that sends out random scrotum shots? People could give the URL out in the same way they give out Rejection Hotline numbers. Tester: "Your so making me go they're" Grammar Nazi: "Check this out! You're so going to love it: http://www.yournuts.org"

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chimmy 0

Who would want a picture of that?? Definitely not "sexy!!" She may have slacked in the grammar department, but you're an idiot.

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kandy_fml 0

It's not your fault she doesn't know the difference between "your" and "you're" I'm gonna vote FYL

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ameonitas 0

hahaha! i was just going through the ones not posted yet in the moderate section and i saw this exact same FML from the other person's point of view! so of course i picked the ''yes'' option to get in on the main site. that is hilarious. and i totally agree, her fault for not choosing to use proper grammar.

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