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By aero00 - 27/07/2010 17:08 - United States

Today, I was fooling around on the trampoline with this guy, when a bounce caused us to bang our heads together, knocking me out cold. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was on a friend's trampoline trying to convince my mom that trampolines are safe and we should get one. While telling her, I smashed my knee into my face. I jumped off bleeding, slipped, hit my head on the trampoline, and got knocked unconscious. FML

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By lalalalainie - 13/10/2012 06:45 - United States - Fullerton

Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML

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By a faint recollection - 23/05/2016 01:57 - United States - Goshen

Today, while at a trampoline park, my time of the month and my out-of-shape body worked together to make me almost pass out. FML

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By LizLiao - 14/04/2009 07:50 - United States

Today, I was running down the hallway when a door opens and hits me right on the face. I'm sitting there with my nose bleeding and a huge bump forming on my head. The guy who comes out is hugely fat, tries to help me up, trips, and falls on me. I accidentally groped his moobs while trying to push him off. FML

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By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2023 18:00

Today, I was playing basketball with my friends. I went up for a dunk and ended up hitting my head on the rim, knocking myself out. When I came to my senses, my "friends" had all left. Assholes. FML

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By Not-so-good-gymnast - 27/09/2009 08:35 - Australia

Today, I removed the safety padding from around the trampoline because it seemed useless. This afternoon, I did a backflip, got my hair stuck in the springs, ripped out a chunk of my hair, and face planted it into the brick pavers. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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By shalara - 15/06/2012 20:23 - Netherlands - Amstelveen

Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML

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By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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Tuesday 27 July 2010 23:23

at least you banged him!

YellowCatch 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 23:36

bounce chika bounce bounce!

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

Wednesday 28 July 2010 9:49

I bet he was happy to get some head...

imright24 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 13:54

More than one person on a trampoline at a time is just plain stupid. What did you think was going to happen? YDI.

Aero1995 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 13:58

That must've been hot...

roflinyourwaffle 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 15:07

which head did he use to bang you?

muffman 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 16:57

#1 LOL!!!

nstg8r 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 17:38

All your trampoline are belong to him!

thedeepthinker 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 4:48

Bangin' on the trampoline, are we? Well you should always wear protection.

sammie25 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 14:51

wow OP, that was 'something'

chrissstine 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 20:42

how do u remember that u were knocked out cold?!

michellenKG 5

Friday 30 July 2010 9:27

why the **** were you on a trampoline for this?!?

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