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By aero00 - 27/07/2010 17:08 - United States

Today, I was fooling around on the trampoline with this guy, when a bounce caused us to bang our heads together, knocking me out cold. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was on a friend's trampoline trying to convince my mom that trampolines are safe and we should get one. While telling her, I smashed my knee into my face. I jumped off bleeding, slipped, hit my head on the trampoline, and got knocked unconscious. FML

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By lalalalainie - 13/10/2012 06:45 - United States - Fullerton

Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML

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By a faint recollection - 23/05/2016 01:57 - United States - Goshen

Today, while at a trampoline park, my time of the month and my out-of-shape body worked together to make me almost pass out. FML

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By LizLiao - 14/04/2009 07:50 - United States

Today, I was running down the hallway when a door opens and hits me right on the face. I'm sitting there with my nose bleeding and a huge bump forming on my head. The guy who comes out is hugely fat, tries to help me up, trips, and falls on me. I accidentally groped his moobs while trying to push him off. FML

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By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2023 18:00

Today, I was playing basketball with my friends. I went up for a dunk and ended up hitting my head on the rim, knocking myself out. When I came to my senses, my "friends" had all left. Assholes. FML

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By Not-so-good-gymnast - 27/09/2009 08:35 - Australia

Today, I removed the safety padding from around the trampoline because it seemed useless. This afternoon, I did a backflip, got my hair stuck in the springs, ripped out a chunk of my hair, and face planted it into the brick pavers. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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By shalara - 15/06/2012 20:23 - Netherlands - Amstelveen

Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML

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By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 27 July 2010 23:23

at least you banged him!

YellowCatch 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 23:36

bounce chika bounce bounce!

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YellowCatch 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 23:36

bounce chika bounce bounce!

BananaSticker 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 23:45

lol. ^^ btw. Arizona tea is AESOME! :]

RainbowBitch15 11

Wednesday 28 July 2010 0:35

13: ftw!

kiakia0131 23

Tuesday 27 July 2010 23:39

Haha OP. That sucks. Maybe you should fool around some place a little less dangerous next time?

XxdezuhrayxX 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 23:40

lmao hott but that still sux xD

TIMBERWOLVES44 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 23:44

wonder what your neighbours thought...

cicpjaky 6

Tuesday 27 July 2010 23:54

use a condom

niles_f1 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 0:07

condoms protect against STD's but not stupidity.

photoartpoetry 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 0:57

lol:) ^

ttfunny 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 0:07

sounded like fun until u bumped ur head...wish i could hve fun like tht

schwancy 2

Wednesday 28 July 2010 0:12

You and your partner should wear helmets next time.

Aero1995 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 14:00

26- Haha

Reddiii 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 0:14

XD I agree at least he didn't rape you but OP be more careful, fyl.

justsayfuck 5

Wednesday 28 July 2010 0:29

#19

perdix 29

Wednesday 28 July 2010 0:52

I'll bet he was happy to finish you off in peace and quiet, instead of with all of your overdramatic, fake ****** noises and gyrations!

chiahead 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 1:14

beans!

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