By illequipt - 16/03/2009 03:20 - Canada

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Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML
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Puolukka 4

Maybe it was the first time for her to fool around with a guy like that period and she just didn't know what it's supposed to feel like/what it feels like when it's not hard?! She obviously has never touched a penis before...because even if it was pretty small you can still tell if the guy is hard or not... o.O

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pgray18 0

u were probably sagging with jeans so she wouldnt be able to feel anything anyways.. dont get selfconcious, next time just whip it out n be like.. SUCK IT lol.. no dont do that..

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anaphaseii 0

HAHAHAHAHA "get hard for me". Jesus. That's where the real problem's at.

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DarkestSinn 0

Lol. Sorry dude. Jeans are hard to feel a hard penis through through. Been there done that lol. Don't sweat it. You know you were hard. I agree with you #32. Next time just whip it out!!!! XDD -Your DarkestSinn

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idoloveitbaby 0

or do a variation of what #32 said, and whip it out. but instead of telling her to suck it, just slap her in the face with it. rofl.

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TheNameless_fml 0

Lol @ #10. I agree though, stupid ting to say. From a female perspective though, sometimes it's hard to tell with jeans. :/

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short1 0

lmao #21! I love Bo Burnham :) he's a friend of ours [my brother and I] p.s. to this FML - yes, it is difficult to tell through jeans, but not... that.... difficult

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eschreib 0

not difficult to tell @ all through jeans..

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broken_lungs 0

it can be hard to tell through jeans man :/

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