Intimacy: Today, I was fooling around with someone I had met at a club,...

By cherry - 10/04/2009 09:43 - Australia

Today, I was fooling around with someone I had met at a club, in my room. It got really heated, and I was really getting into this guy, until he lifts up my leg and asks, "Can I lick your leg?" FML

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By NotsexyEnough - 23/11/2009 03:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be sexy and take off my clothes with his teeth. He ended up biting my leg. FML

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By plasticfantastic - 25/04/2009 12:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML

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By maddie - 27/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, I was at a local club with my friends sitting at a table when some guys approached us. One of them started telling me about his recent adventures through Europe and was very interesting. Something warm hit my leg and I realized the guy was urinating on me. FML

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By Sugao - 10/12/2008 07:48 - France

Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML

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You deserved it 7 636

By ilovesocks - 20/01/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with a guy I just met. Things were getting hot and heavy and he asked me if I had a condom. I said no, and to which he replied "that's okay, we can just use a sock" and pulled his sock off of his left foot. FML

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Classic move

By qyx3lmnop24 - 20/12/2014 07:33 - United States - Napa

Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML

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The moment when…

By wastedlove - 23/06/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave, I decided to give him one last thrill. I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out. When I asked why, he pointed behind me. My mom had watched the whole thing. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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Make believe

By somebodyelse - 17/08/2009 05:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML

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thereitgo 1

Friday 10 April 2009 20:05

that's not that creepy? it's not like the guy who said "Soon your belly will be plump with my seed." licking leads to oral.

disadvantage 0

Friday 10 April 2009 20:05

What's wrong with that? Seems fairly normal.. depending on how far towards the feet he wanted to go. At that point it starts to get weird, IMO. SSC, you're a lame ass. Go get a ******* job or a girlfriend or something. Being the 1st responder on FMyLife is worth absolutely nothing in this life.

Comments

evilevi 0

Friday 10 April 2009 20:23

What's wrong with guys these days that no one seems to appreciate some hot action without turning it into something weird?

Tbuccola 0

Friday 10 April 2009 20:23

Agreed with almost everyone on here. This is not an FML. He is just working his way up. Some people say you have to pre-heat the over before you stick in the turkey...I think he was doing just that....Hope you had fun!! =]

solipsistic 0

Friday 10 April 2009 20:25

Don't be so easy?

mgodson07 0

Friday 10 April 2009 20:25

how da hell is dis an FML..he's a lil freak..appreciate that would you rather he just **** you and walk off..no foreplay???

bridgetheartsyou 0

Friday 10 April 2009 20:26

haha number 17 =) i find that quite creepy. and what is with nearly everyone like saying it isn't an FML it's an opinion. they should suck it. and get a life

uberkrissy 0

Friday 10 April 2009 20:27

If he's hot, let him.

jsmith1199 0

Friday 10 April 2009 20:27

maybe u shouldnt be such a disgusting ****

4b30 0

Friday 10 April 2009 20:28

1st of all, why is this an FML? 2nd, she is not a ho or a ***** for acting on her sexual attraction to someone she'd met. Besides, she said fooling around, not having intercourse. Some of you are such idiotic prudes.