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By annoyedgirl - 04/05/2013 01:30 - United States - Ephrata

Today, I was forced to work with someone I absolutely hate. I then found myself starting to like him, until he shot me in the forehead with a stapler gun. FML

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By thosedamnkids - 22/01/2012 05:09 - United States

Today, I was working at Staples and organizing some notebooks. All of a sudden, I jumped up because of a sharp pain in my back. A little girl had grabbed a stapler and stapled my back. FML

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By 41k312 - 01/11/2016 05:03

Today, while joking with my coworkers about how I shouldn't be trusted with a stapler because I managed to accidentally staple my finger last week, I stapled another finger. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2015 06:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my spineless shitwhip of a boss made me go fire a notoriously abusive employee. I had to act like firing him was my decision, even though I'm the secretary. Now I get to live in constant fear that the guy was serious when he threatened to find out where I live and kill me. FML

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By tortured - 27/11/2013 03:11 - United States

Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me to a chair and tried tickling me to death. My boss joined in. FML

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By HelpMe1 - 06/11/2014 06:53 - Indonesia - Jakarta

Today, my boss told me to fire the unstable, former military, gun nut employee. He's been making death threats to his supervisors. FML

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By BOHICA123 - 08/10/2013 02:08 - United States - Brighton

Today, being so desperate for money, I accepted a job in which I get shot at with paintballs for 6 hours. FML

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By leprechaun23 - 23/04/2012 04:21 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML

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By NotJobbing - 11/08/2015 23:05 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my lazy bastard of a co-worker punched me straight in the jaw because he didn't get the promotion I did. Being his new manager, I fired him. A few hours later, I was fired for "abusing" my power. FML

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By fired - 23/11/2010 13:41 - United States

Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2015 13:37 - United States - Palmer

Today, my boss forced me to come into work despite having a bad cold. While waiting a table, I violently sneezed and sprayed a child's face with snot. His dad got so pissed that my boss had to pretend to fire me just to calm him down. FML

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Saturday 4 May 2013 9:40

Should have shot him back

coolboy675 16

Saturday 4 May 2013 9:40

Boom, headshot!

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KillPrince 6

Saturday 4 May 2013 20:16

Guess you could say you were... *glasses* struck by him:p

Zebediabolical 39

Saturday 4 May 2013 22:21

It's ok. He probably hates you too.

Bcfrmkc816 17

Sunday 5 May 2013 5:10

Shoot him back might as well have fun while working. At least until someone loses an eye.

AurumPotestasEst 16

Sunday 5 May 2013 8:40

If it was a staple gun you'd be dead... those things are very heavy duty.

liverpooly44 8

Sunday 5 May 2013 9:05

So, he likes you too?

infectedsense 15

Sunday 5 May 2013 14:15

Trust your instincts, OP. First impressions are normally correct!

onorexveritas 23

Sunday 5 May 2013 18:45

that's romantic

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 5 May 2013 19:33

Jesus that must of hurt...well hopefully you had a chance to shoot him back...if not find a time to...

xxsakuraxx 29

Monday 6 May 2013 1:11

Damn! You should be able to press charges for that shit. What an asshole!

jixiekat 14

Saturday 31 August 2013 18:54

ow! owow owie

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