Love: Today, I was freshening up my makeup in the car before a date....

By f-ugly - 25/03/2013 18:36 - United States

Today, I was freshening up my makeup in the car before a date. An old lady walked by and said through my open window, "Don't bother. There's no helping you, honey." FML

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By maced face - 05/02/2013 17:45 - United States

Today, as I was walking to my car, I noticed a car with a tail light out. Trying to be a good citizen, I walked up to the driver's side door and said, "Excuse me…" The lady then maced me through the open window. FML

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By disturbed - 10/05/2009 09:56 - United States

Today, I got rear-ended at a stoplight by a woman who had been doing her make-up while driving. She didn't get out to see if I was okay until she had finished perfectly applying both lipliner and gloss. FML

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By neighbor - 26/01/2014 13:08 - Australia - Mosman

Today, I was helping my elderly neighbor carry her groceries into her kitchen. When I finished, she sighed and said, "You're such a sweet girl. It's just a shame about your face." FML

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Funny guy

By stillembarrassed - 06/08/2013 17:01 - United Kingdom

Today, the window cleaner did his rounds at my house. I sat at my mirror applying makeup and doing my hair. When he came to my window, he yelled rather loudly, "Stop putting on a show for me, you dirty slut!" FML

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Lookin' good

By Anonymous - 03/03/2021 05:01

Today, I was sitting in the bus station when an old woman looked over at me, then said to her friend, "Young women are so pretty these days." Her friend looked up at me and said, "That's because makeup is so cheap these days." FML

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By ugly - 31/08/2010 12:11 - United States

Today, I was taking the subway to school. I was applying some makeup when I noticed a little boy watching me. When I was finished I heard him whisper to his mom, "I thought make up was supposed to make you pretty." FML

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By agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2010 15:04 - Netherlands

Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML

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By neoteck - 08/01/2009 07:55 - France

Today, I was talking to a charming young lady on MSN by webcam. She suddenly asked me to take my glasses off for a minute; I did so, and she said, "Oh never mind, you're still just as ugly..." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 07:27 - United States

Today, I pulled over to help an attractive girl on the highway in the middle of nowhere. When I asked if she needed help she told me she was going to try starting her car one more time. She then started to make fake engine noises and told me that she was good to go and that I should be on my way. FML

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ladyLALAA 28

Tuesday 26 March 2013 0:57

Should have said "Ditto, you're going to be dead pretty soon." Give her a taste of her own medicine, the elderly come out with some awful comments sometimes...

5sonic 22

Tuesday 26 March 2013 0:56

Ugh, the elderly

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fksfsdhfsdfh 26

Tuesday 26 March 2013 3:19

The name fits the fml!

mokielove 10

Tuesday 26 March 2013 3:27

Lmao

wvcheesehead1 9

Tuesday 26 March 2013 3:30

You should have replied... "Don't worry granny, I'm not going to work your corner."

buddy51 23

Tuesday 26 March 2013 3:39

OP "Thank you, ma'am for your thoughtful insult. We both have a date. Mines with a delightful hunk of sexual prowess. Yours is with death! No wonder you're such a nasty douche wad!! Good evening to you!!!" And then fart in her general direction.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Tuesday 26 March 2013 3:50

The hell is it with the elderly lately and all these FML's. Anyways you should have turned around and told her "at least gravity hasn't taken advantage of my body".

BigMac92 11

Tuesday 26 March 2013 4:23

Maybe she was paying you a compliment by implying you are too pretty to need makeup.

Tatabunny12 9

Tuesday 26 March 2013 4:39

You can't blame the old lady... Senility is the killer of all.

TisAPenguin 16

Tuesday 26 March 2013 4:39

What a bitch.

lochiamochia 25

Tuesday 26 March 2013 5:06

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Don't let her comments get to you. There's something about you somebody likes, so go enjoy your date and shine on!