By Anonymous - 19/06/2012 03:33 - United States

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Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML
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alexphyllis 5

Better make sure he washes his hands first from now on, especially if they're up his ass.

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SerendipityRose 26

If you guys go as far as having sex, when he enters, you should say, "Huh, feels like my pinky finger."

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karen1991 15

Comparing viginna's to assholes. Totally a straight thing to do. You shouldn't be worried at all...yet.

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LegendofZelda88 8

dafuq did I just read?

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squirto101 2

Hahaha! I had the same thing, except he told me it was too wet!!! WTF??

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worldclassrager 39

Does he have lady parts or something? If he can't tell the difference that's pretty sad

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kitfriggencloud 3

I convinced my ex to let me finger his butthole, then I found gay **** on his computer..he left me to find what I assume is something bigger for him.

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kevingirl 6

first of all....getting dirty? that suggests to me you're not ready for sex

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