Intimacy: Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first...

By Anonymous - 19/06/2012 03:33 - United States

Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2022 16:00

Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML

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Today, my boyfriend fingered me. He never cuts his nails. It felt like I was getting intimate with Wolverine. FML

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By C0r1nn3 - 07/06/2012 04:02 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 23:02 - United States - Rocky Point

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend doggy-style. I was getting close when he suddenly blurts out, "Babe, you really need to bleach your asshole." FML

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By nikkrissa_04 - 07/08/2009 11:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML

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By Anon. - 01/03/2011 23:51 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 11:03 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 18:02 - Australia - Wembley

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate with each other for the first time. He shoved his hand down my pants, touched about an inch away from my clitoris, and whispered, "Cummm" in my ear. I doubt I'll have an orgasm ever again. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2010 20:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML

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alexphyllis 5

Tuesday 19 June 2012 8:51

Better make sure he washes his hands first from now on, especially if they're up his ass.

SerendipityRose 26

Tuesday 19 June 2012 9:32

If you guys go as far as having sex, when he enters, you should say, "Huh, feels like my pinky finger."

Comments

Dead_damion 0

Thursday 21 June 2012 14:20

Awkward moment in 3.. 2..

henry214365 4

Thursday 21 June 2012 15:47

Maybe he checked if he was gay or not

butterflyz1961 2

Thursday 21 June 2012 21:15

I would want to know exactly how does he know that.

YourMoms_BF 2

Friday 22 June 2012 16:45

Maybe he is bisexual ?

Sierra_Rose_1 4

Saturday 23 June 2012 3:10

oh thats awkward !

theladysman 1

Saturday 23 June 2012 10:38

are you still going to **** him?

screw_loose_ 3

Sunday 24 June 2012 5:29

HAH oh wow, awkward.

Marissa1586 18

Sunday 24 June 2012 20:11

That's disgusting and awkward!! >.< Lol! NEVER MARRY HIMMMMMMMMMMM

LanaToTheTA 13

Thursday 28 June 2012 5:31

Dump him

bigtime_rocker 11

Friday 29 June 2012 4:23

He's gay! Not for, apparently, fingering his own asshole. That doesn't make you gay. But rather for making that remark like he's sickened by it and, obviously, wanting to end the "fun-time" by making a strange reference to something that NOONE wants to hear while working up a horny mood... Let me know how it turns out.