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By Anonymous - 19/06/2012 03:33 - United States

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Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML
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alexphyllis 5

Better make sure he washes his hands first from now on, especially if they're up his ass.

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SerendipityRose 26

If you guys go as far as having sex, when he enters, you should say, "Huh, feels like my pinky finger."

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izzabby 1

My question is why he's familiar with the inside of his asshole...

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cortneyanne92 0

break up with him. NOW. hes obviously gay...

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DDalton 14

Maybe he should try giving ya the shocker! It'll give him the best of both worlds...

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ch3s 4

At least he said it felt like his and not his boyfriend's...

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melrose90210 10

I hope he only knows what his own asshole feels like... That's weird enough.

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Deathwalk290 0

That's just not something you tell your girlfriend O.o

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Sanch101 7

I can confirm, it does feel like the inside of his asshole.

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