By Tyler - 19/11/2011 08:05 - United States

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Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML
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yeezheng 6

I bet your braces must have hurt your girlfriend. I feel sorry for her instead of you OP. A large chunk of pubes rip out is no joke.

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almostalbino 10

If she were a swimmer, you would never have to deal with that...

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nikolkaw 9

I think the bracket would've cut her anyways :) but that's pretty gross...

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blackbelt_champ 0

What a hairy situation to be in

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valerie7188 10

That's nasty tell her to wax or shave who the hell even has pubes anymore

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valerie7188 10

That's nasty tell her to wax or shave who the hell even has pubes anymore

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xBlackxOutx 1

Tell her to shave and that wont happen

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xxautumnnx1 0

YDI if your going down on someone and your still young enough to wear braces

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tc34 1

That's disgusting .tell her to shave

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mrosew442 10

if you still have braces I think you're to young to be getting intimate

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AnthonyN 5

That's what sucks about No Shave November :

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