Intimacy: Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first...

By Tyler - 19/11/2011 08:05 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML

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By gjh - 19/01/2009 03:20 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 17:32 - United States

Today, while getting it on with my boyfriend, I decided to be spontaneous and do something sexy. I started taking his underwear off with my teeth. My teeth dragged over his shaft, and my braces cut up his foreskin in the process. Now he's not talking to me. FML

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By unendowed - 18/03/2012 02:11 - United States - Katy

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to go down on me with chewing gum in her mouth. I spent the next hour and a half getting Orbit out of my pubes. FML

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By drpepperking10 - 02/07/2016 23:27 - United States

Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML

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By :x - 03/02/2016 15:40 - United States - Richmond

Today, I tried to be sexy by pulling down my girlfriend's panties with my teeth. I didn't expect to be faced with the mother of all shit stains and start gagging so bad I nearly puked. FML

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By mortified - 22/01/2011 16:04 - United Kingdom

Today, my dentist pulled a pubic hair out of my braces. FML

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By At least she knows I floss - 25/08/2017 14:15 - United States - Pomona

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents and everything was going perfectly. He and I even had some time alone upstairs, where I gave him a blowjob. After dinner, his mom helpfully pointed out something stuck in my braces and inspected it for me. It was a pube. FML

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By mrricecakes - 23/03/2012 05:55 - United States - Gilbert

Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. Let's just say pubes and toilet paper residue were the least of my problems. FML

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By nickthetank - 31/12/2011 09:21 - Canada

Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML

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By Jarryd - 10/02/2012 05:40 - Australia

Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML

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Saturday 19 November 2011 16:23

I bet your braces must have hurt your girlfriend. I feel sorry for her instead of you OP. A large chunk of pubes rip out is no joke.

maddy23a 5

Saturday 19 November 2011 16:17

Nice one ace

Comments

mike557 1

Monday 21 November 2011 5:49

don't you mean boyfriend?

imashortgiant 0

Monday 21 November 2011 6:19

I've heard this so many times. FML for reading stupid lies

lockerbilr 0

Monday 21 November 2011 6:48

Shave much?

ck11_fml 1

Monday 21 November 2011 8:06

Tell her you'll shave if she does

BHS_LadyTiger15 0

Monday 21 November 2011 8:18

Ow for her && ew for you !! That's just a loose loose situation .

caity878 0

Monday 21 November 2011 10:02

How the **** does a girl habe THAT much pubes? Thats disgusting! Looks like someone needs a waxing.

picturescrazy 24

Monday 21 November 2011 16:00

Haha, sucks for you and your girlfriend both, OP. OUCH, I can only imagine getting a huge clump of hair getting pulled out D: And gross that it's stuck in your braces now... Oh well, no one's first time goes perfectly anyway, at least you both have a funny story to reminisce about (: