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By Anonymous - 28/05/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, I was getting ready for my first date with a boy I really like when my dad insisted on meeting him. My dad is super protective and a cop. He cleaned his gun in front of my date and made it clear he had to be careful with me. My date started to cry when we got to the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2023 06:00

Today, I was going on my first date. I was planning my outfit with my mom when my dad offered his advice. “That boy won’t care what outfit you’re wearing, just make sure you wear sexy underwear and carry a condom, guaranteed first date success. That’s how me and your mom got married, you know?” FML

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By mothtal - 03/06/2012 16:13 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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By quit fucking up my life - 23/11/2013 01:08 - United States - Kenai

Today, my dad met my boyfriend for the first time. He soon "casually" took a huge knife from the kitchen drawer and told my boyfriend that he's always wondered what it'd be like to stab someone. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2013 22:37 - United States - Denison

Today, my boyfriend drove me back home. My dad was sitting on the porch in his underwear, with his shotgun in his lap. He stroked the gun, looked my boyfriend dead in the eyes, and slowly shook his head. Now my boyfriend refuses to see me for his own safety. FML

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By fridgemylifee - 13/08/2015 17:39 - United States

Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML

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By pdub523 - 27/01/2013 05:57 - United States - Longview

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML

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By firstdategoals - 08/06/2015 03:35 - United States

Today, I went on my very first date. We went out to eat dinner and everything went great! Afterwards, I went to drop him back off at his house. I backed out of his driveway and got stuck in a ditch. His dad had to come out and tow me out. So that's how I met my boyfriend's parents. FML

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By explanations - 14/06/2013 06:48 - United States - Des Plaines

Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML

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shan789mudge 0

Friday 29 May 2009 1:23

aww haha poor guy! =P

happy_me 0

Friday 29 May 2009 1:24

awww poor guy :( fhl i hope you dont judge him for that only. I'd be ******** my pants too

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danidork 0

Friday 29 May 2009 2:42

i know how you feel. my dads a cop, my stepmoms cop, and my moms boyfriend is a cop. it sucks,

QuentinM95 0

Friday 29 May 2009 2:43

Aww haha. My girlfriend's dad is like that.. diesel pickup, armory somewhere in the house, just gotta live with it =/

MADISAYSYDI 0

Friday 29 May 2009 2:43

I modded this. This deserves a big "awww!" Lol@#19

WitchCirce 0

Friday 29 May 2009 2:44

I love how some people on here are assuming the date must be an effeminate loser because he started crying after being intimidated with a gun. That's kind of traumatic, and he's probably never had to deal with something like it before. I might cry, too.

SoccerNstuff 0

Friday 29 May 2009 2:45

My dad and his friends and joked about it for YEARS, as long back as i can remember, i cant believe theres a guy who actually did it!

bohemond_fml 0

Friday 29 May 2009 2:47

For anybody talking about how a gun is disassembled, yes, it is, but it's also sending a message: 'I'm getting this ready just for you, punk' is what I'd be feeling if it were me. Anyway, somebody who spends time impulsively cleaning a gun like that has a problem. He really feels the need to physically threaten a guy his daughter's seeing? Way to prove cop stereotypes wrong. He'd probably like nothing better than to taser the guy and haul him in for no actual reason.

Indiana_fml 4

Friday 29 May 2009 2:49

#20 ROFL Gender-based jealousy is a very strong hint for sexual affections. Your dad should really try to control his incestuous feelings. If he can't stand the thought that other men will touch you, kiss you, sleep with you, then he's a f***ing sicko.

opalitepetals 0

Monday 9 August 2010 5:39

seriously? Fathers just don't want their daughters getting their hearts broken. Wanting to protect your child from someone who you think they are way to good for and wanting to have sex with them is completely different.

spazmatic 0

Friday 29 May 2009 2:50

i would do the same

Mykeh 0

Friday 29 May 2009 2:50

Poor lad, but unless your dad is a psycho than the boy has nothing to worry about. Like a hat, a gun does not belong at the dinner table and your boy would have had a valid reason to pull your dad up on it. Damn those parents who ruin everything.