By sodaxpopxhiccups - 03/04/2009 09:07 - United States

Today, I was getting ready to get in the shower. Completely naked, I pulled the curtain away and there was a huge spider on the wall in the shower. I screamed and my husband, disoriented from sleeping, came running in and knocked me over. I killed the spider with my forehead and broke my nose. FML
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I can't help how I react when I see a spider. It's just an instant thing. I was bitten when I was little and broke out in a serious rash, so I freak out every time I see one now. Actually, I never really scream about anything, which is why my husband was in such a hurry to see what was wrong with me. And yes, he did just barrel in. We have a small bathroom, so the second he was in the door, he ran right into me and flung me into the tub. Looking back on it, even though it was just this morning, is really, very hysterical, and I'm still laughing about it. My nose hurts like you wouldn't believe, but it's still one of the funniest stories we have. #35 Your comment made me laugh so hard that my stomach and head hurts now. ;D Thank you for that brilliant response. :]

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Diosjenin 0

I'm sorry about your nose, I really am... but I can't quite get over how incredibly epic that kill was. Ordinary people would resort to a paper towel or a shot of water. But a tag-team hit with such precise timing, complete with a full-force headbutt as the chosen delivery mechanism? Ma'am, you and your husband are in the company of the truly elite spider assassins.

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epmx27 0

ohmygosh that sucks! i would have screamed too, i'm so afraid of spiders

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tinkerbell67 0

ahhhh that SUCKS! i would have been just as afraid as you!

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Asia_Aneka 0

That's just gross. I hate spiders too so I would've been the same way. 1. Spiders are just creepy. 2. He's staring at you naked with all his beady little eyes. 8 legged pervert.

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so1337 0

#12- You sound irritating. Seriously, a spider? Spiders are kind of interesting, and unless it's a poisonous one, why would you freak out about it? deserved.

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MdChaos 0

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!.........AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!, thats is just way too funny. I guess thats one way to kill a spider. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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JoWey58 0

its a good thing the op stated she was completely naked because that really made a difference in the story

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failwhatwhat 0

brightside: ..you'll laugh about it later negatives: you have a broken nose, and spider guts on your forehead

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suckerz 0

why was it relevant that you were naked???

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okay_fml 0

I was about to shower....COMPLETELY NAKED! (My husband saw me!!!!!) FML!

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racer_fml 0

You definitely deserved that one. It is a good example why failing to stay calm is dangerous, no matter how bad a situation might be.

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christopherlove 0

I agree with 92. The spider was likely harmless. The danger and injury came when you overreacted and lost the reigns on your emotions. Get a grip! Also, your husband had to get out of bed and come running, which must have taken at least a few moments, so that means you basically froze, stood there right in front of the spider, doing nothing but screaming.

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