Work: Today, I was given a new nickname at work due to my boss always... - FML

By lilben - 10/06/2011 08:09 - United States

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Today, I was given a new nickname at work due to my boss always confusing me with one of my co-workers who is taller than me. Someone suggested he just call us the same name to make it simpler, and the tall one would be big and the short one little. Everyone at my job now calls me Little Dick. FML

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By hatemyboss - 03/11/2011 16:13 - Canada

Today, I gave my boss a nick name. Everyone thought it was funny. Unfortunately "The Troll" was behind me and heard everything. FML

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By anonymous - 28/11/2013 11:41 - Canada - Sarnia

Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML

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By brutality - 15/06/2009 05:38 - Canada

Today, I saw a few old co-workers at the bar. They recognized me and started calling me by the nickname they had for me that I was unaware of. It appears I was known as "butch megan" by the entire office for 2 years. FML

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By jiji - 19/07/2022 06:00

Today, I called my coworker by the name of another coworker, and now he won’t speak to me. They’re both bald and roughly the same weight and height, so it’s not like I can easily tell them apart. FML

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By why - 05/04/2011 15:25 - United States

Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML

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How nice of them.

By Anonymous - 30/10/2019 22:00

Today, I learned what my office nickname means. My nickname? Butterface. FML

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By Shelly - 14/12/2011 05:18 - United States

Today, I accidentally called my cute boss "babe." I now have to pretend it's what I call everyone, and start calling all my coworkers "babe." FML

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By verysadasian - 30/07/2009 14:21 - United States

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Today, my friends and I decided to compare dick sizes one by one. I was last and I was the smallest. I was also the only Asian amongst my friends. They now call me "the stereotype". FML

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Unforgettable

By Edward - 09/12/2021 13:59

Today, I realized that since I was in elementary school, my friends, my workmates, and even my family, all call me accidentally by someone else's name instead of my actual name. I'm 30 years-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2017 19:00 - Ireland - Navan

Today, at work, I bumped into what looked like a small child and said, "Sorry, little man". Turns out he actually was a little person. FML

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abluekiwi 0

Friday 10 June 2011 16:20

Gotta admit it's a FYL, but also pretty funny.

FMLandurstoo 9

Friday 10 June 2011 16:21

"Size doesn't matter!"

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rezzel 0

Friday 10 June 2011 18:13

sword fight?

sac2000 6

Friday 10 June 2011 18:15

lmao that's hilarious and terrible at the same time

benniful 0

Friday 10 June 2011 18:22

the other guy is some jacked black guy right? ;) But honestly. It's all good little dick, just tell people to call you Richard

gabgabgabbey 0

Friday 10 June 2011 18:36

YDI for having the name Dick

perdix 29

Friday 10 June 2011 18:57

It wouldn't be a problem unless you had a really small dick... Oh..., um, sorry.

Ever_16 8

Friday 10 June 2011 19:04

Sue them for harassment.

rileynautumn 0

Friday 10 June 2011 19:30

this made me wish FML had a "like" button.

mgrubby 4

Friday 10 June 2011 19:50

Hi little Dick!

andrester 0

Friday 10 June 2011 19:54

hahaha xD

brad036 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 3:31

dude your hot!

Shayandhearts 2

Friday 10 June 2011 19:55

now that is funny :D rahahaha.

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