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By planking champion - 17/10/2011 22:05 - United States

Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML

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You deserved it 80 371

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 04:01 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 850

You deserved it 110

By eemp - 05/02/2010 05:01 - France

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML

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You deserved it 28 272

By nevasurprised - 10/01/2012 14:50 - Germany

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML

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You deserved it 42 837

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By fannylover - 18/02/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 112

You deserved it 3 034

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2021 16:01

Today, I had various items thrown at me all day at school, one one of which was a ruler that landed flat on my back where I had blistered and peeling sunburn. I yelped, "Motherf***er!" because of the pain, and I was the one given detention. FML

I agree, your life sucks 973

You deserved it 160

By Bree - 22/10/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, my parents got a call from my English teacher. She told them that I have 14 days of detention because I've been cutting class. I've been there every day, but apparently she never noticed me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 397

You deserved it 3 173

By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 23:24 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, I was given a call home, a 3-day-suspension, and a week of detention in school for a "serious violation of the code of conduct." Said violation? Jogging in the middle of the hall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 435

You deserved it 4 710

By Anonymous - 27/09/2015 12:21 - Australia

Today, I got detention from my teacher for not handing an assignment in. It would be understandable if I hadn't handed it in a week before it was due. She won't listen to reason. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 357

You deserved it 1 852

It wasn't me

By Anon - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Modesto

Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 497

You deserved it 1 766

Unfair

By Anonymous - 20/02/2023 22:00 - United States

Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML

I agree, your life sucks 849

You deserved it 152

cmars3 7

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:05

Then don't do stupid things.

that1kid82 2

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:05

YDI for planking..

Comments

TuLegit 4

Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:32

Dude planking is old news, it's hard to believe you sill do that.

Super_Salo 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:34

I read this & expressed 'ohhhhh!' ******* hilarious

mutentmeatball 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:35

you deserved it for planking. that's the dumbest shit EVER!!!!!!!!!!

cjbod 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:47

dude fad over

hellokeroppi 5

Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:53

You deserved it for giving in to Internet craze

txgirl2013 14

Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:55

You should have been expelled.

PYLrulz 17

Tuesday 18 October 2011 4:06

Do us a favor OP. Plank on the tracks with the oncoming 415 nearby

anjtrg_1112 23

Tuesday 18 October 2011 4:10

At my old school my group of friends got in trouble for flying a condom over the school, but at least that's something worth getting detention for.

jwally726 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 4:13

You deserved it. Planking is retarded

luccmon 6

Tuesday 18 October 2011 4:14

Serves ya right a-hole...stupid plankers.

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