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By planking champion - 17/10/2011 22:05 - United States

Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 04:01 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML

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You deserved it 110

By eemp - 05/02/2010 05:01 - France

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML

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You deserved it 28 272

By nevasurprised - 10/01/2012 14:50 - Germany

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML

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You deserved it 42 837

Drunk with power

By fannylover - 18/02/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML

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You deserved it 3 034

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2021 16:01

Today, I had various items thrown at me all day at school, one one of which was a ruler that landed flat on my back where I had blistered and peeling sunburn. I yelped, "Motherf***er!" because of the pain, and I was the one given detention. FML

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You deserved it 160

By Bree - 22/10/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, my parents got a call from my English teacher. She told them that I have 14 days of detention because I've been cutting class. I've been there every day, but apparently she never noticed me. FML

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You deserved it 3 173

By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 23:24 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, I was given a call home, a 3-day-suspension, and a week of detention in school for a "serious violation of the code of conduct." Said violation? Jogging in the middle of the hall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 435

You deserved it 4 710

By Anonymous - 27/09/2015 12:21 - Australia

Today, I got detention from my teacher for not handing an assignment in. It would be understandable if I hadn't handed it in a week before it was due. She won't listen to reason. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 357

You deserved it 1 852

It wasn't me

By Anon - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Modesto

Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 497

You deserved it 1 766

Unfair

By Anonymous - 20/02/2023 22:00 - United States

Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML

I agree, your life sucks 849

You deserved it 152

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Top comments

cmars3 7

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:05

Then don't do stupid things.

that1kid82 2

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:05

YDI for planking..

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TCASE1994 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:59

I was in muchen and I was planking on some stone walls, apparently it is a memorial for the dead Jews... Bow did I feel like an ass hole.

selaayyperez 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:59

#Winning lol

valleyshooter 8

Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:00

the hell people why are you so negative. the kid did something physically challenging and he's a kid. good on you bro next time stick with the curriculum though.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:45

How is lying flat on a desk physically challenging? If you do something stupid, you should accept the consequences. If you post your stupidity online, you should expect the backlash.

P374RD3D 9

Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:00

Planking: dead people do it better

brandonb6 1

Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:01

You dumb dick

rolonmarcos 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:02

Who still planks?!?

GingerNinja 18

Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:02

you could have at least made it worth it by planking on a person

Ikdiy2009 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:03

Ydi for thinking planking is cool.

mrbattleman 10

Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:03

just on a desk? pussy

bpgangsta 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:03

lmfaooo!!!

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Today, my neighbour from across the road phoned me at work telling me there was a fire engine outside my house and a lot of smoke. I drove home in a panic, smashing a rear light on a post and getting flashed by a speed camera. It wasn't my house. The firemen were putting out a bonfire next door. FML

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Today, I realized I’ve been saying “a whole nother” instead of “a whole other” my entire life. It wasn’t until my friend pointed it out with a smirk I’ve been speaking in an alternate universe. He was also the one to point out last year that my use of "like" every three words was "annoying and cringe." FML

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Today, I took out a thief using my martial arts training. Everyone thanked me, even the police. My mom spent the rest of the day moaning that if I’d minded my own business, the thief would've been gone in two minutes, but thanks to me we had to waste an hour of her day off talking to the cops. FML

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Today, I was hanging out at my school with some friends when my mom came to pick me up. A girl I knew wanted a hug before I left. I turned around to hug her and a clip on my backpack got stuck on her tank top. I tuned away the clip pulled the shirt ripping it and exposing her naked chest. FML

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Today, I increased my internet plan to help speed up downloading a giant 600GB file. After paying for the upgrade, I got a notification that the plan change wouldn’t be effected until 24 hours later. Of course, it actually upgraded mere moments after the file download had already completed. FML

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Today, when my husband asked me what the password to my new computer is, I told him it was the month and year of our marriage. He couldn't figure out the password. FML

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You deserved it 7 079

Today, at the Black Friday Sale, a fully grown man hit my 5 year old daughter for an Xbox. In anger, I punched the guy and gave him a bloody nose. I'm now banned from Best Buy, and my daughter has a concussion. FML

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Today, my boyfriend let me know he wanted me to leave by repeatedly jabbing me with my car keys. FML

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