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By planking champion - 17/10/2011 22:05 - United States

Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 04:01 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML

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By eemp - 05/02/2010 05:01 - France

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML

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By nevasurprised - 10/01/2012 14:50 - Germany

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML

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By fannylover - 18/02/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2021 16:01

Today, I had various items thrown at me all day at school, one one of which was a ruler that landed flat on my back where I had blistered and peeling sunburn. I yelped, "Motherf***er!" because of the pain, and I was the one given detention. FML

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By Bree - 22/10/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, my parents got a call from my English teacher. She told them that I have 14 days of detention because I've been cutting class. I've been there every day, but apparently she never noticed me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 23:24 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, I was given a call home, a 3-day-suspension, and a week of detention in school for a "serious violation of the code of conduct." Said violation? Jogging in the middle of the hall. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2015 12:21 - Australia

Today, I got detention from my teacher for not handing an assignment in. It would be understandable if I hadn't handed it in a week before it was due. She won't listen to reason. FML

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It wasn't me

By Anon - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Modesto

Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML

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Unfair

By Anonymous - 20/02/2023 22:00 - United States

Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML

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cmars3 7

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:05

Then don't do stupid things.

that1kid82 2

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:05

YDI for planking..

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cow789 2

Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:04

I wouldve drop kicked you fag

Okayitwasme 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:05

I'll tell you why planking is stupid for those who don't know. First off smaller children mimic and guess who (ME) almost run over on the road because they thought it was the place to plank! Next, I seen some moron planking in a dirty bathroom. That's just gross! Are we as a society so stupid and bored with ourselves that this is the best we can come up with??

eatpussy 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:09

Whats so cool about panking? "look guys i know how to stay still and stiff like a board!"

swimming26 1

Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:17

Haha shit watta good idea

Llama_Face89 33

Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:18

YDI for lack of originality! :P

ilovewafflez4313 5

Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:24

YDI. Planking is stupid

IntoTheClouds 42

Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:25

Damn hipsters.

GabbyCharityM 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:26

This FML should say: "Today, I planked. FML"

xXDubbleChic 11

Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:31

I LOVE YOU!!

chelseaaababyyy 17

Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:31

you deserve it !

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Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it suddenly stopped. Thinking of being spontaneous like in all the movies, I propped her up on the railings and started getting passionate. That's when the emergency phone rang. And I discovered there was a security camera. FML

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Today, it's day one of my suspension and probably being fired from my job. Why? I accidentally took a beer out my bag instead of a soda, then got distracted working to make sure everything got done. FML

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Today, I am going to take a law school test. My Mom told me to relax, so I told her, "I'm better at stressing out, so I have something to fall back on if I bomb the test." To which she replied, "And masturbating, you've always excelled at that." FML

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Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML

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