Miscellaneous: Today, I was given the following pearls of wisdom: "My grandmother...

By Anonymous - 12/12/2015 04:54 - United States - Torrance

Today, I was given the following pearls of wisdom: "My grandmother always told me, if you've got nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all. Anyway, she was a cunt and so are you." Thanks, dad. Thanks. FML

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By HF44 - 29/07/2015 17:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, during my father's funeral, I heard my mother-in-law mutter, "No loss there. Lazy cunt." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2016 01:46 - United States

Today, my aunt's last words to me were, "Don't be an idiot". FML

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By 2ndgenoration - 17/05/2014 21:56 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, my grandmother told me that since my dad was a mistake, I too am a mistake. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2012 02:47 - United States - Killington

Today, I found my childhood diary stashed in a box in the attic. I flipped to the last page and noticed a little note written by my now deceased father. It read, "Well son, this diary proves that you're a whiny asshole - Dad." Thanks Dad, from beyond the grave. FML

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By Pop - 15/01/2014 02:38 - United States - New York

Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that "old people are allowed to tell the truth". FML

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Bad women's anatomy

By real nice pal - 09/04/2022 21:00 - United States

Today, I confronted my dad about his horrible attitude toward women. I pointed out that a man with as many sisters and daughters as he has, shouldn’t refer to women who’ve had children as “damaged goods”. He laughed and said, “Ah well, once it’s been blown out, it’s no good to anyone.” Thanks dad. FML

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Newsflash from beyond the grave

By Anonymous - 28/07/2024 13:00 - United States - Salem

Today, I found out my deceased grandmother never liked anything that I bought for her. She would never say anything to not hurt my feelings. The only reason I bought those things in the first place was because growing up she told me that she liked them. Now that she's gone, I'm hearing what she really thought. FML

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By alejita - 02/03/2009 05:52 - United States

Today, I overheard my daughter compliment my mother by saying "My mom is way flabbier than you, Grandma." When I told her later that she hurt my feelings, she told me to "man up." She's seven. FML

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Lame

By gloria77 - 23/01/2012 23:26 - United States

Today, I took my kids to visit their grandma. At one point while playing, my youngest said "Shit!", so I admonished her. My mom snorted and told me to "stop being such a little bitch", because it will make my kids into "lame prisses like their mother." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2015 08:55 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend she's too good for me, then asking if she wants to settle for someone like me. FML

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stieglar 17

Sunday 13 December 2015 0:05

So what does he say when he's mean???

Emmamazing 26

Sunday 13 December 2015 0:15

I don't think he listened to her very much...

Comments

acertwo 17

Sunday 13 December 2015 1:08

Your father doesn't sound very nice...

KhaleesiDannie 26

Sunday 13 December 2015 1:38

Sounds like your better off being a **** like your grandma then being an ass face like him

tlnorman 18

Sunday 13 December 2015 2:11

That's a really nice Dad you have there. Wow what a dreadful thing to say to your own child. Filthy language.

ColCyclone 17

Sunday 13 December 2015 2:16

Wow that's a serious thing for a dad to say. either you seriously deserved it or your dad is the ****

idk_rose 25

Sunday 13 December 2015 2:24

Well, if you're anything like your grandmother (and nothing like your father) then you must be nice.

Mr_Swazi 11

Sunday 13 December 2015 3:07

Was he being honest?

xTommytheGUNx 15

Sunday 13 December 2015 7:41

the real question. is OP a ****?

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Sunday 13 December 2015 3:48

Well at least he didn't call you a cat flap.

TheSulkingDead 14

Sunday 13 December 2015 4:20

Everyone is saying the dad is a jerk...what if she is actually a nasty person. You don't know.

more4me 27

Sunday 13 December 2015 12:54

Sorry but that still doesnt make it right. You can call someome a bitch and get away with it somewhat. But you dont go calling someone a **** unless you *really * hate them . Very hard to come back from using the C word on someone . Thats why you probably shouldn't use it at all, let alone on a relative! OPs dad is a huge **** for disrespecting his mother and OP that way.

MoxleyCrue 17

Sunday 13 December 2015 15:40

33, I call my best friend a **** on a regular basis. The stigma of that word doesn't exist everywhere. In Scotland people call each other ***** all the time.

SkullsRules1 26

Sunday 13 December 2015 15:46

Same in Australia, it can be used affectionately as well. All depends on the context and wording . eg. He's a Shit **** = Insult He's a Mad **** = compliment