By Damn.... - 28/01/2011 19:26 - United States

Today, I was given the ultimate ultimatum: either I suffer excruciating stomach pains and remain a hostage to the porcelain whirlpool goddess, or I stop taking pain medication and face the wrath of a raging infection in my jaw. FML
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DocBastard 38

Or option 3- go see a reputable factor who will treat the infection rather than just hurl a prescription for Vicodin at you like some two-bit hack. Jesus, I think some "doctors" get their MD degrees out of a ******* Cracker Jack box.

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Doortje 29

You have to choose between an infection and a goddess? Tsk, you've got to be kidding me, what are you whining about?!

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icanhazblivions 1

you think you're a good writer. but you're not.

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False_Stupidity 41

The porcelain whirlpool goddess and I go way back with many a night spent in 'prayer' .. ahhh, the good times!

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Gymnast2714 0

Or you can keep on taking the pain medication and take some laxatives...

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MullerMadness 0

Get different meds

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vendretta 19

Secret option #3, tell your doctor that you're apparently allergic to the pain medication and be written a scrip for one you aren't allergic to?

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asmb100 27

That sucks man. I say take the throne over the alternative.

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mokka44 8

Pain medication will not help an infection. You need to discuss with your doctor the difference between analgesic and antibiotic.

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missjess05 10

I feel you! Same stuff has happened to me... Unfortunately due to work, had to stop taking the medicine and suffer through the pain.

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shaunr40k 20

definitely keep praying to the porcelain god, tooth ache is soo much worse

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