By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
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nigrice 0

If they were sticking out... Obviously not?

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HappyPickles 11

... for those asking, there are a few possibilities on how this could happen: 1. said pubes were caught in his zipper; 2. said pubes were actually poking through the weave of the trouser cloth. - I've seen this (though not with lined trousers). 3. said pubes weren't actually sticking out, but a couple of loose ones had got caught on the outside when OP was dressing; 4. the pubes weren't actually his... :o)

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Daralea 21

I'd be a little disturbed if it was number 4

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HappyPickles 11

shave or trim?? - if those pubes can poke heir way through British trousers, I think OP needs to use epoxy resin!

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ReynshineCutting 10

Has anyone considered that when you do trim to a certain length, they get kind of like Velcro and stick to (and through) fabrics? Maybe he/she is trimmed shorter but it's at that weird spiky length and he/she's not wearing underwear so they're sticking through the pant fabric. OP's pubes might actually not be long but just at that porcupine length instead.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Which begs the question, why where the students looking at his junk? If the hair's at the short, spiky stage, it's not going to be very noticeable, if at all through the pants. The kids would have to be staring at his junk for a while, and from multiple angles.

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jkhben 3

Yuck, shave or trim that.

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Tolerate 4

how do you manage to do this. do you have dreadlock pubes?

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