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By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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By cookscatastrophy - 08/12/2009 08:19 - United States

Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML

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By Christen - 19/02/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML

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By BluesMan1990 - 16/09/2009 10:21 - United States

Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML

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By ripo95 - 26/11/2008 06:18 - France

Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML

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By tori210 - 15/08/2017 16:00

Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML

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By RBHSWedgieGirl - 23/01/2011 01:35 - United States

Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML

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By full moon - 08/09/2016 02:37 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 09:00 - Algeria - Tipaza

Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML

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Mell18 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 8:45

shave that shit bushman

nigrice 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 8:52

If they were sticking out... Obviously not?

Comments

Bikrbum 6

Friday 9 September 2011 0:48

Exactly where were they sticking out? I mean they would have to be a couple of feet long to stick out of trousers?? Ever heard of a razor?

SusyScribbles 2

Friday 9 September 2011 1:00

eww shave that shit! haha jk u dont have to shave.. at least trim them every now and then. u dont want a fricken bush down there..

COCKYmanUSC 3

Friday 9 September 2011 3:26

I'm thinking maybe he was sagging his pants? Is that popular over in England?

varkey 7

Friday 9 September 2011 3:38

WTF? Trim that. FYL and YDI both...

andanotherthing 4

Friday 9 September 2011 4:14

Here's the thing: your pubes should never be long enough to hang out of your trousers, dude. Bust out a razor and do some manscaping pronto before you poke someone's eye out.

djmixon 0

Friday 9 September 2011 4:20

Perhaps you should pull up your pants you *****!

raawrbabeeyx 4

Friday 9 September 2011 5:39

you weren't wearing pants in class?

missbadluk 0

Friday 9 September 2011 5:40

i agree with #125. IF THIS IS A GUY POSTING THIS, why the **** do you think you should leave a jungle down there?? im assuming you dont have a girlfriend (or any girl EVER for that matter..) wtf??? gross..

5t3ff1k4h 44

Saturday 10 September 2011 16:39

Unlike you, there are women out there who don't mind or even prefer a bush. I'm not one of them, but I do know a few. Maybe you'll find a man when you're not so shallow... there's nothing wrong with hair. Hair isn't gross, it's the lack of hygiene.