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By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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By cookscatastrophy - 08/12/2009 08:19 - United States

Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML

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By Christen - 19/02/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML

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By BluesMan1990 - 16/09/2009 10:21 - United States

Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML

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By ripo95 - 26/11/2008 06:18 - France

Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML

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By tori210 - 15/08/2017 16:00

Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML

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By RBHSWedgieGirl - 23/01/2011 01:35 - United States

Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML

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By full moon - 08/09/2016 02:37 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 09:00 - Algeria - Tipaza

Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML

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Thursday 8 September 2011 8:45

shave that shit bushman

nigrice 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 8:52

If they were sticking out... Obviously not?

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Sunday 11 September 2011 0:02

Pahahhah omg that's pretty hilarious bro

giraffemagic 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 19:05

Is OP a boy or girl?? Because if they're a guy, wow. Shorts are too short. If they're a girl, pubes too long!!

flamminbunny 2

Monday 12 September 2011 6:28

thats gross.. shave it!

SopgolSensitive 1

Monday 12 September 2011 13:45

WATCH THE CROTCH before ever standing up in public. Good way to avoid camel toe, just for the record.

born_hustla 26

Monday 12 September 2011 17:02

What were you wearing?! Lol

SickWRXMon 3

Monday 19 September 2011 23:35

Ok. How in the he'll is that possible? And I'd it is you have some trimming to do. I'm guessing ur a virgin

sammyluvspugs 4

Saturday 26 November 2011 3:59

LOL ive seen that happen b4... Ugh

0eric 0

Sunday 25 December 2011 0:13

Lol theres nothing wrong with shaving once in awhile

ILoveZombieBoys 13

Monday 6 August 2012 1:53

LMFAO

ladyrusso55 4

Saturday 18 August 2012 4:16

Uhm, who ******* wears short shorts anymore!

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Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend. There were some tents set up out the back so we decided to go in one. When we came out we got weird looks. It turns out my friend had turned on some lights behind the tent, showing a huge silhouette of me giving head. FML

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Today, whilst making a cake for my kids, I accidentally got some cocoa powder in my nose. Now it feels like my nose is burning stronger than the fires of hell. On the bright side, everything smells like chocolate. FML

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