By valerie - 28/05/2011 01:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 044
You deserved it 18 790

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Well try using more than just your hands??

lilbeast0327 3

Comments

Dead_Fox 17

Ummmm, actually his reaction is fairly common, as easy as it can b 2 get a guy off if u don't do it right ur doing it wrong, and it just wont work out... and u might skip the lotion right at first...if he starts making a little of his own lotion, u'll know you're getting it right... and remember, not too firm, and not to soft... get him 2 give pointers b4 he gets sexually frustrated and makes u stop

aliceperez 6

Wow.... U must be TERRIBLE. I can get my bf excited just by flirting a little and I gave a my bf a hand job and he said it was the best (;

A for effort, but if you aren't willing to use anything other than your hand, try watching a video of that for some pointers.... Or even asking him for his advice. Definitely worth looking into

And that's why god invented the "*******".

How old are you 12? There are plenty of types of sex that are actually fun

peithecelt 28

look up the hang job song by Garfunkel & Oates. it at least it's a funny take on your situation.

peithecelt 28