By Anonymous - 12/02/2012 04:52 - United States

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Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
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MetalxSoldier 26

Well maybe you should date someone under 65 next time. I mean sure the senior citizen discounts rock but your sex life will be non existent.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Don't beat yourself up darling, it's happened to me before. Sometimes you get so relaxed you just can't help but fall asleep. Trust me I doubt it was your technique. Other wise it'd be to painful to sleep haha.

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tinkdatank 15

Maybe it was just enjoyable for him to the point where he fell asleep :)

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jalupe 4

you must be a master of the art

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linkinpark98 23

Maybe you were so good, he fell fast asleep? ;)

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Epic_story17 0

did u atleast make him cum? lol

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BeefyQueef 5

lololololololololololololololololololololololol no.

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JBrownie123 24

My boyfriend finishes way too quickly when I give him head, like 30 seconds and he's done... Sometimes I wish he'd fall asleep during it rather than finishing that quick... I consider you lucky!

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ramseyrutherford 2

There are medications you can get to solve that. On a brighter note, if you get him to go round two shortly after it will last a lot longer.

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JBrownie123 24

Round two, round three and round four still last the same amount of time. It sucks.

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immaMonsta 8

#62 How old is your boyfriend? He should be lasting longer than that if he's at least in his late teens, early twenties...

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FrankHotpants 31

30 seconds?! That's crazy. Is that the same in bed?

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wblack0620 4

At least your doing a good job right.

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perdix 29

#62, that is really ****** up! When I was younger, sometimes round 1 was way shorter than what I'd like, but I could redeem myself with rounds 2, 3, and 4. You may like the guy, so put him in the Friend Zone. Eventually, you are going to resent him for such shitty sex.

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mrssuarez2011 12

Give head for over 30 minutes and you'll be thankfully he doesn't last that long.

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yummcookie 0

If you're already tired, being pleasures like that is very relaxing and often puts guys to sleep

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Nick_1993 2

That has happened to me. It's relaxing. I was out.

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