By Anonymous - 12/02/2012 04:52 - United States

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Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
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MetalxSoldier 26

Well maybe you should date someone under 65 next time. I mean sure the senior citizen discounts rock but your sex life will be non existent.

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sportsfreak81 0

You suck dick at sucking dick hahaha

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andilynn55 0

oh ho ho, i see what you did there!!! ;D

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homeboyangst 17

That just means he was really relaxed, plus he was probably tired before you even started. More like FHL for missing out!

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ravenxcorvinus 9

lol that happened to me, too OP in fact yesterday.. although, he was already asleep to begin with lol my husband eventually woke up.. sooo yeah fyl..

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brutal_banger 10

Her description said "loving boyfriend" and that she still lives with her parents so....she's a 23 year old liar that lives in the basement of her parents. Or she actually is married but they both live under her parents. Either way sucks haha and she shares too much information on her sex life and hopefully she'll Read this and either talk tough challenging me or act calm and collected like I'm beneath her

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brutal_banger 10

Oh yeah and her birth date said 23 but she claims 22.. So she's defiantly a liar probably lies about her weight too

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jonriise18 3

52/53 - she's DEFIANTLY a liar!? "NO! I don't care what you say! I'm not listening! I won't do it! ALL I WANT TO DO IS LIE!!!"

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brutal_banger 10

Uh yeah you pretty much nailed it there. Yes defiantly was the right choice of word not definitely in case you were trying to point out a mistake since you capitalized that word there but good try

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fuzz97 23

Looks like you need to work on your technique

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japtch 15

Give it a nibble. Then he'll wake right the **** up and have no collection of the nibble ever happening.

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Jordan740 6

You know what they say when you assume...

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jonriise18 3

71 - very true! That's like my fav saying.

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stizer_fml 3

that's what you wouldn't call a 'sticky situation'

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makowiec 11

I swear i've seen this type of fml about five times before :/

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fmessiah 19

Quick! Go check to see if he is still breathing, the pleasure as he was about to ****** might have caused an aneurysm and you may have been giving a corpse head. Go check NOW.

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