By Toomuchisoutofcontrol - 21/01/2017 08:00

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Today, I was going down on my boyfriend. I'm usually in control and do my own thing. He tried taking control and I ended throwing up on him. FML
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RinoaHeartilly 36

Turns out that the person going down on someone knows better how far they can go than the person receiving. He deserves the pukey lap, but you didn't deserve any of that.

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Seabass_Chan 33

Or her boyfriend could just... let her go at her own pace? Clearly she knows what she's doing. Don't be fooled by **** fellas, just grabbing her hair and ramming it down her throat is NOT going to have a "happy ending."

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Mynxie 26

That's why if I ever feel my bf's hands on the back of my head, I slap them off. And if he continues to put them there, I stop completely. Sorry OP

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malikoda123 1

this happened to me once with my husband! horrible:(

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annalily5 28

I ******* hate when dudes do this. I don't care that you're really into it, if you are I clearly know what I'm doing. I'm also already treating you, and do not need the experience made uncomfortable. Most of us aren't **** stars, and do not appreciate having you jackhammer our throats.

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boredgirl_02 14

Thatlll teach him

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chevygirl 1

My boyfriend does the same ******* thing. I get so mad at him every time. he likes when I choke and gag on it. It turns him on. he loves feeling the back of my throat. it's his way or he gets pissed

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mkmon7 21

That should be a red flag in itself...

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0utland 18

Yeah, my bf did that to me once too. He was drunk though and I made it to the toilet in time, but f**k that was an unpleasent experience

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wickedgetz 30

he deserves it OP, he should just let you do what you do... and if wants something more its best to communicate or ask instead of trying to push the boundaries

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