Animals: Today, I was going for a walk and I kept smelling pee wherever...

By katams - 26/02/2012 12:28 - United States

Today, I was going for a walk and I kept smelling pee wherever I went. After about an hour, I finally figured out that the smell was me. My dog had peed on my sweatshirt. FML

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Sunday 26 February 2012 16:23

My friends dog jizzed on my sweater once... I know how you feel, OP. Dogs are ******* lucky they're cute.

jamesdscott44 6

Sunday 26 February 2012 16:26

What a bitch.

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ncktyu 0

Monday 27 February 2012 0:41

It would have been funnier if you pissed on yourself without knowing

linkinpark98 23

Monday 27 February 2012 1:40

You're his bitch now. :)

SoultheWolf 19

Monday 27 February 2012 3:27

YDI for keeping your clothes on the floor where the dog can pee on it.

j_sheree6121 10

Monday 27 February 2012 9:04

Our cat did this to my boyfriend. We got up really early to take her to get fixed at a traveling clinic for free and while we were waiting he kept saying that she had peed in the cat carrier, eventually I went to pet her and noticed it didn't smell and he said then your nose is f***** up because it reeks. He turned around and I noticed the white spot on his jacket.... He was not happy.

juicycutora 0

Wednesday 7 March 2012 6:57

Haha serves him right! Your such a nice owner

darkwillow1998 0

Monday 27 February 2012 16:58

That really really sucks lol!

hoonyer 17

Monday 27 February 2012 21:21

Better than your dog pooing in the middle of your textbook, only for you to find it in the middle of class with everyone staring at you -__-

Akharr01 5

Tuesday 28 February 2012 0:41

You just got owned!!

otona95 2

Tuesday 28 February 2012 3:23

That happened to me before. Only I was at school taking exams when I noticed it.

wolffan 3

Saturday 10 March 2012 17:25

If ur walking ur dog how does he piss on ur sweatshirt...he would have to be the like GODZILLA of all dogs...or Cujo

2shameless 0

Tuesday 15 May 2012 18:16

I have a cat that will pee on anything in the floor if her litterbox isn't pristine. She's 14 & I have another cat and a dog so it's a lot work but worth it!