Animals: Today, I was going for a walk and I kept smelling pee wherever...

By katams - 26/02/2012 12:28 - United States

Today, I was going for a walk and I kept smelling pee wherever I went. After about an hour, I finally figured out that the smell was me. My dog had peed on my sweatshirt. FML

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missyj0 12

Sunday 26 February 2012 16:23

My friends dog jizzed on my sweater once... I know how you feel, OP. Dogs are ******* lucky they're cute.

jamesdscott44 6

Sunday 26 February 2012 16:26

What a bitch.

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iloveweed69 7

Sunday 26 February 2012 17:35

Delicious

draegbomb 5

Sunday 26 February 2012 17:38

Blame it on the "dog"

kerrwoof 13

Sunday 26 February 2012 17:47

I know how you feel.. This had happened to me once before and instead of a dog doing it, it was my damn cat. Needless to say, I threw that sweater in the garbage.