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By katams - 26/02/2012 12:28 - United States

Today, I was going for a walk and I kept smelling pee wherever I went. After about an hour, I finally figured out that the smell was me. My dog had peed on my sweatshirt. FML

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By cdubb27 - 11/10/2010 06:00 - United States

Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML

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By Tcake - 19/05/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, I was drying off with a towel after coming in from outside. I noticed that the bathroom smelled like cat pee, so I sniffed all around to find out where my cat peed. Turns out, he peed on the towel that I was drying myself off with. FML

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By snickerdoodles - 10/02/2010 21:19 - United States

Today, I was in class and noticed that it smelled strongly of cat urine. I smelled my shoulder and realized that my cat had peed on my sweater. I had six hours of classes left, and the smell had permeated my shirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 20:03

Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML

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By anonymous - 21/10/2013 06:53 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2023 17:00

Today, I've been potty training my son and almost all of his clothes have been peed on, but for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to do all the laundry together. When I was getting it out of the dryer, everything smelled like pee. FML

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How smelly is your piss?

By Anonymous - 08/04/2021 21:00 - Finland

Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML

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By cooploops - 31/01/2015 15:13 - United States - Memphis

Today, I went to the mall with some friends. We all kept smelling this god awful B.O. smell and had no idea where it was coming from. On the car ride home, we all figured out it was actually me. FML

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Good boy

By Anonymous - 06/10/2023 19:30 - Canada

Today, I took my dog to the park. It had recently rained, and he started rolling in something unidentifiable. When I got home, I discovered it was a mixture of mud and who knows what else. Now my house smells like a swamp. FML

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Stinky

By mickymoose1 - 19/07/2020 02:02

Today, my dog decided to play with a skunk. Today is also the day I figured out that no matter how much you wash everything that's come in contact with the smell, it will never go away. FML

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missyj0 12

Sunday 26 February 2012 16:23

My friends dog jizzed on my sweater once... I know how you feel, OP. Dogs are ******* lucky they're cute.

jamesdscott44 6

Sunday 26 February 2012 16:26

What a bitch.

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demonkitten 1

Sunday 26 February 2012 19:13

Omg. I can't tell you how many times that's happened to me!!!!!!

clm123455 14

Sunday 26 February 2012 19:40

That's gross. I'd say depending on where you put your shit, its kinda your fault.

Chrispayne 4

Sunday 26 February 2012 20:08

At least out was a walk and not top school out work

theWINDOWmonster 3

Sunday 26 February 2012 20:27

R. Kelly'd!

06maggie23 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 20:41

LOL

gonad_gobbler 1

Sunday 26 February 2012 21:06

That stinks dude, I would be pissed if I was in the situation urine.

johnnyboy182 7

Sunday 26 February 2012 21:49

territory officially marked...

musicluvr2000 11

Sunday 26 February 2012 22:15

Ummm maybe take off your sweatshirt?

clm123455 14

Sunday 26 February 2012 22:30

Haha. You make me laugh!(:

lantz0s 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 22:46

Same happened here but it peed on my backpack

amazing1212 0

Monday 27 February 2012 0:10

haha wow that sucks im sorryy

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