Miscellaneous: Today, I was going for my morning walk, when a guy in a massive...

By Anonymous - 13/09/2014 14:39 - United States - Cottonwood

Today, I was going for my morning walk, when a guy in a massive truck drove up beside me, with a kid no more than 4 riding shotgun. I lost my faith in humanity when his tiny voice yelled through the window, "Nice ass!" FML

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By etgohome - 26/08/2013 00:10 - Canada - Kingston

Today, I almost got run over on my bike by a truck who raced through a red light. After narrowly avoiding a collision, the car slowed down. Instead of apologizing for almost killing me, the driver stuck his head out of the window and yelled, "Nice ass!" FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2013 01:44 - United States - Stroudsburg

Today, I was riding a bike when a truck accidentally hit me. The handsome driver came out and asked if I was alright. I said, "I am now" and winked. He said "Eww, no" then immediately ran away and drove his truck around me. FML

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By notafatlump - 02/02/2011 05:07

Today, I was walking home from the gym. I was thinking about how proud of myself I was for losing 34 pounds when someone yelled from a car window, "Look at that fat lump!" FML

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Nature is healing

By kat, ACT - 20/12/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, while driving, we pulled up at a set of traffic lights next to a huge truck with live animals inside. Curious as to exactly what animal, I wound down my window to see if I could hear them, just in time for the truck to take off and cow shit to fly in my face. FML

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By leem - 27/08/2014 21:21 - Belgium - Zoersel

Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some douchebag yelled at me: "Nice car! Too bad you're so ugly!" It was my friend's car, so I don't even have that going for me. FML

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By jessinono - 17/05/2013 16:16 - United States

Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML

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Denial

By Anonymous - 19/05/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I was driving in my very own car that I bought and paid for myself, when I stopped at a stop light. Then I noticed the truck in front of me turn on his reverse lights. I honked desperately. He hits me, looks out the window and says, "I see no damage" and drives away. FML

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Mean streets

By fouchi - 10/04/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML

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By authorx - 27/06/2013 04:39 - Canada - Toronto

Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML

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Road rage gone feral

By 16590 - 15/06/2012 22:13 - Sweden

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML

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umerin 32

Saturday 13 September 2014 23:00

Oh god. What is this world coming to?

MilkyFilmz 26

Saturday 13 September 2014 23:02

For a second, I thought it said a kid no older thN 4 was holding a shotgun

Comments

DragonConqueror 11

Sunday 14 September 2014 8:23

He's so young, it must have been a compliment!

phoneaddict13 29

Sunday 14 September 2014 8:42

that is just so disgusting! faith in humanity that I didn't have in the beggining - lost.

devildog3766 3

Sunday 14 September 2014 9:05

so the life guard on Grown Ups was driving

katydid91 31

Sunday 14 September 2014 9:16

Why aren't parents parenting anymore? Seriously, parenting may be tough but c'mon it's not rocket science.

BoobsAreGreat02 2

Sunday 14 September 2014 9:45

Better than saying you have a terrible ass

baileybean654 11

Sunday 14 September 2014 13:02

That kid is awesome. You're just too sensitive

Ziggy122 15

Sunday 14 September 2014 14:55

**** that kid's life with his terrible parents.

phreaker913 21

Sunday 14 September 2014 15:28

i dont understand. he gave you a compliment. how is that fml

mongoosemike 23

Sunday 14 September 2014 15:36

Well....maybe you have a nice ass? Do yourself a favor and calm down. It seems like people lately are so quick to jump to the absolute worst conclusions.

limabeans101029 20

Sunday 14 September 2014 17:13

Even if things like that are intended as a compliment, a lot of people don't like having their body commented on by random strangers as they're going about their day. Surely that's understandable.