By Anonymous - 24/01/2014 05:32 - United States - Hackensack

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Today, I was going to have sex, so I went to my basement to get my builder bear that I had stuffed my condoms in. The bear was gone. My dad gave it to charity. 5ML
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RedPillSucks 31

Some lucky 6-year-old is going to get a bear AND balloons...

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Squygm 7

I thought most charities won't except used stuffed animals because they can't properly be sanitized. Either way, a parent should always ask before they take away a childhood toy.

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worldclassrager 39

Keep them under your bed..or a safe location that will never be suspected...time to go to the store for a bit...

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buttcramp 21

if you have to hide your condoms you're either too young to be having sex or need to have a serious talk about boundaries with your parent(s). my guess is since you "planned" to have sex, you're too young.

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limabeans101029 20

I agree that spontaneous sex is often better but usually you do know in advance that you're going to have sex, even if you don't "plan" it.

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scice03 8

If you're hiding your condoms in a stuffed bear hidden in the basement, you're too young to be having sex.

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fooltemptress 36

What are you? 12? Why would you keep your condoms in a stuffed bear?

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kmartFTW 12

I bet you were beary upset you weren't able to stuff her!

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squarecircles 13

It sucks when your bear necessities get given away to someone else.

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MooseKnuckle5150 13

I'm guessing that since you're stuffing your condoms in a teddy bear, AND your dad gave it away, you're probably a bit young for sex at this point. Why not wait until you can at least be out from under your parents' roof?

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