By Anonymous - 24/01/2014 05:32 - United States - Hackensack

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Today, I was going to have sex, so I went to my basement to get my builder bear that I had stuffed my condoms in. The bear was gone. My dad gave it to charity. 5ML
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RedPillSucks 31

Some lucky 6-year-old is going to get a bear AND balloons...

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leroyjenkins006 10

Looks like some orphan will get a lesson in life waaaay to early

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Sinester69 10

5ml is because fml just turned 5 dumb ass

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dachayke 16

I also like to yell "dumbass" to no one in particular.

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israelnotjacob 20

OP you must not understand how it works. The condom goes on the penis and then into the ******, not into your favorite toy.

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itooamscrewed 10

If you're young enough to live in your parents' house and hide condoms in a teddy bear, you're too young for sex.

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westboundcali 13

Wtf is with this 5ML shit.

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MidnaLink 33

Has anyone notice that this and the last two end with 5ML!

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

Why would you hide them in a bear that didn't reside in your room? That is the biggest mistake you made. If sex is up for grabs you want as few trips into the rest of your home to be necessary as possible.

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griggypop 4

"Bear" back it.* *The former message is only a joke, under no uncertain terms does this poster support unsafe sex and, accordingly, holds no responsibility for those engaging therein.

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