By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

Spicy
Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

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blinkingstarlet 15

now every time he passes kfc he is in the mood. haha

I wonder what he's gonna take u out to dinner for next ??

this particular FML made me laugh for about 15 minutes straight. XD

clark929 4

My husband would be more turned on by "fried chicken" than "**** me"

This is one of the FMLs that have actually made me lol

coolfml3279 1

Wait a minute. You have a boyfriend that is a girl! Men you **** your shit up!XD

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