Intimacy: Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I... - FML

By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

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TBD3 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:07

Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

SundayNight_fml 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 0:39

Maybe if your boyfriends initials were KFC?

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Kaap27 6

Tuesday 19 July 2011 18:28

HA the pretty sad! XD

Mightybob50 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 8:47

Today, I had sex with my white girlfriend. She kept yelling "fried chicken." FML

SuperSukh 6

Monday 25 July 2011 13:14

This is why we have Google Translate.

SydneyG 0

Monday 25 July 2011 20:54

ahahahhaha someone doesnt know how to speak spanish

mouxouxou 11

Tuesday 2 August 2011 7:18

hahahahaha LOVE the illustration

TheSickMinded 13

Wednesday 3 August 2011 20:39

FRIED CHICKEN. Reminds me of that guy dreaming of bacon!

ashhxoxo 14

Friday 12 August 2011 23:31

I don't even speak Spanish and I still knew what pollo frito was. :)

lalagurl11 6

Monday 15 August 2011 1:46

Well everyone should know pollo means chicken and most people know frito becuz fritos are fried chips

lalagurl11 6

Monday 15 August 2011 1:50

She DOES NOT deserve that!!!! How could she ****** know???? If she had to ask, then of course she doesn't know that even if everybody else knows polo frito!!!! So stop ******* ganging up on her

ThisRandomChild 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 17:41

Boyfriend... She?

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