By pimples - 06/08/2011 13:08 - Australia

Today, I was going to kiss my girlfriend for the first time. As I leaned in, closed my eyes, and was about to kiss her, she pushed me away and said, "Not with that pimple on your chin." FML
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guitar_god7007 3

Wow. It actually got through. Thanks people. Now everyone can laugh at my unfortunate existence. For those of you wondering, it was our first date, I had arranged it by phone, that's why I hadn't kissed her yet. And my pimples grow really big, really quickly...

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LabRats_fml 4

pop it in her face

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ashtic 20

Wow... Dude... My Girlfriend wouldn't care if my face were torn to hell by a badger, she'd still kiss me :P Sucks for you.

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MissMisc3 7

Ha #186 -- that's probably the sweetest (and strangest) thing I've ever heard someone say about their relationship. Awesome comment.

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ItsApril 0

If you have a huge zit on your face, close enough to the mouth area why would anyone want to get close to it? I would think that it is pretty big if she doesn't want to kiss you because of it. If not, and its some minor thing...well, no. I can completely understand why its gross.

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celticsfan69 0

Haha good one

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StarFishSteven 5

Should've asked her to pop it with her teeth. Yum!

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psychiatrist_fml 4

Aww.... That's horrible. Tell her to pop it for you then.

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Krage941 0

What a bitch..sounds like someone else would enjoy your affection alot more than that concieted barbie.

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