By pimples - 06/08/2011 13:08 - Australia

Today, I was going to kiss my girlfriend for the first time. As I leaned in, closed my eyes, and was about to kiss her, she pushed me away and said, "Not with that pimple on your chin." FML
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guitar_god7007 3

Wow. It actually got through. Thanks people. Now everyone can laugh at my unfortunate existence. For those of you wondering, it was our first date, I had arranged it by phone, that's why I hadn't kissed her yet. And my pimples grow really big, really quickly...

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LabRats_fml 4

pop it in her face

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Mithylove 13

She might not have meant to be so mean about it. But if stuff like that happens a lot you might want to get yourself a new girlfriend.

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Shadow_Phantom 26

Welp, that's pretty shallow right there. FYL.

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Jem777 6

You have a girlfriend that you've never kissed? wtf?

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skittlemaster123 4

If she don't love you in the good the bad and the ugly she isn't worth it and you should move on.

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TheHarleaG 12

thats why theres this thing called soap :p

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dogpup4 23

You do realise pimples come even if you wash your face carefully?

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cmars3 7

I used to get them bad and then I washed my face 2 times day used some toner and they went away. It's not hard

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bigbadtim 7

Not by the pimple on your chinny chin chin.

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beautiful1998 0

tell me again why you like her??

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