By pimples - 06/08/2011 13:08 - Australia

Today, I was going to kiss my girlfriend for the first time. As I leaned in, closed my eyes, and was about to kiss her, she pushed me away and said, "Not with that pimple on your chin." FML
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guitar_god7007 3

Wow. It actually got through. Thanks people. Now everyone can laugh at my unfortunate existence. For those of you wondering, it was our first date, I had arranged it by phone, that's why I hadn't kissed her yet. And my pimples grow really big, really quickly...

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LabRats_fml 4

pop it in her face

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SolemnlyLove 7

if shes hot pop the pimple and bang her, if shes not then pop it in her face and still bang her. Point here: bang her

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haydenbro03 4

I guess the 116 people who say you deserved it are construction workers.

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ms31_fml 3

Wait, you two are going out yet you have not kissed her yet? Wtf

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Madiluvsyuh98 2

Dont rush things.

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achurchi3605 5

say to her 'you have a pimple on your- oh wait thats your nose'

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iloooovemylife 7

Pimples are gross

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sociology 0

buy proactive dude

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madibrielle212 0

Yeah she might think it's gross but that shouldn't mean you can't kiss her... If she liked or loved you enough she would see past it... If a girl judges by the face or anything like that then screw her! What matters is the inside!

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cmars3 7

I was their first date so it's understandable she was grossed out

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