By pimples - 06/08/2011 13:08 - Australia

Today, I was going to kiss my girlfriend for the first time. As I leaned in, closed my eyes, and was about to kiss her, she pushed me away and said, "Not with that pimple on your chin." FML
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guitar_god7007 3

Wow. It actually got through. Thanks people. Now everyone can laugh at my unfortunate existence. For those of you wondering, it was our first date, I had arranged it by phone, that's why I hadn't kissed her yet. And my pimples grow really big, really quickly...

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LabRats_fml 4

pop it in her face

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ColtsDoug18 0

you should've said "how about never with that bitchy attitude!"

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mgsoloist 14

Yeah except popping it just makes it come back worse and spread...and popping it is disgusting. That jizzy stuff comes out and it's just gross.

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taylornicole97 8

That wad extremely rude. She could have said it in nicer way'.

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TheVofStee 0

Dude that's gross do some facial excavation lol I wouldn't have kissed ya either! Lmfao :X

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