By hoplessG - 24/12/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML
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Elissaa_fml 0

why would you tell her best friend? thats the worst person to tell. YDI.

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jonnymohio 2

Whew! Be glad you dodged a bullet there. If you would've proposed, she might've accepted just to please you, then eventually would cheat on you with your best friend, her boss, any random guy, because she was in a loveless marriage, and then file for divorce and leave you with the kids you forced on her. Now you are free!

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michelleyily 0

im confused on wat happened. were you in paris orignally or was she running to paris to get away from you?

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deathbugg 0

Best friends are bimbos never tell them

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Cupffin 0

Wtf? Did your girlfriend think you were going to purpose in Paris? And do you mean Paris, Texas? SPECIFICITY DUDE!

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MrCanoe 5

something's fishy here. Why would she all of a sudden fly to Paris out of the blue. Something like that usually isn't done on such a whim so I'm thinking she's been planning it for a while now and it seems pretty odd that she wouldn't tell anybody not you, not her parents of such a major trip. There has to be something in Paris I'm guessing another guy because flying to Paris to avoid a proposal seems really weird

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shirvon100 0

Damn man, thats why you never trust your girlfriends friends. Its always a bad idea.FYL

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XOfiestypixie 0

Maybe it was just always her dream to be proposed to in Paris and she's hoping you'll follow her? That's the only logical explanation I can come up with, though being a girl myself, I know how illogical we can be at times...

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XOfiestypixie 0

Hmm, my comment makes me sound stupid? It's one of the more intelligent ones on this site. Seeing as A) I'm not calling fake B) I have proper grammar and C) it makes sense if you read it several times. But if you need me to break it down for you, I'm saying that: OP's girlfriend wanting to be proposed to in Paris is the only explanation I can think of using MY logical thinking, but girls don't always do things that make sense and are quite illogical, so the girlfriend could be bailing on OP like other people have said. I also added that I am a girl so I understand what I believe to be a logical explanation for the girlfriend's trip to Paris could not be the reason at all and she could have some very illogical reason. Hope you understood that.

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Intoxicunt 5

#27, she's not stupid. Neither was her comment. Maybe it was just a bit over your head.

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blastvortex 3

It doesn't matter what kind of crazy excuse she can blame her lack of sense on. On the bright side, giving herself an impromptu vacation might be a sign that she can take being single for a while. She's gonna need it.

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Rico5037 0

step one, bang her bestfriend, step two, bang her bestfriend again, step three bang sister if applicable, step four dump that hoe, step 5 propose to her bestfriend, tell ex gf, then leave town.

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BritishHobo 0

Today, I was going to propose to my ex-girlfriend's best friend. I told my ex-girlfriend the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she randomly left town to go to Paris. Sick of this. FML

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JustAReaderOfFml 4

don't get it? how is this a fml? is it cuz she dint tell u she waz gong 2 paris ?!??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 WTF WTF WTF RANDOM FML IS RANDOM

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