By zephyrgk - 02/09/2013 01:15 - United States - Wilmington

Today, I was grounded by my dad for "popping pills like a gangbanger". I take prescription ADHD medicine and a multi-vitamin. FML
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Everyday_Galaxy 14

I don't know, those sound like drugs a bad-ass gangbanger would take.

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Zack6849 8

Bitches don't know bout my vitamins

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_GoodGuy 11

Either he is really bored and hasn't tortured you in a while and needs a dumb reason to do so, or he's really stupid.

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aintlifeapain 21

I didn't know there was a proper etiquette for popping pills. "Pop'em like a lady child, not like a gangbanger."

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_GoodGuy 11

I agree, there is no right way to metaphorically pop'em pills. Surely using a sexual reference - gangbang, as a metaphor in front of their children? That seems just awkward, and WTF moment.

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lb0812 18

17, the term "Gang banger" is a synonym for gangster, and does not refer to participants in 5 on 1 group sex. A gang banger may likely participate in gangbangs, however. The more you know :)

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schadenfreud 6

did you hold your hand sideways while taking them?

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Dre27 20

Well ADHD medicine is a street drug called speed... Druggie

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

A street drug called speed? What the ****? No, ADD and ADHD medication is called medicine. Yeah, some are amphetamines but they aren't street drugs. Street drugs are more along the lines of meth and cocaine.

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FightMyLiger 19

Adderall is a powerful, highly addictive - albeit prescribed - drug. You can call it what you want, but when you're skipping meals and grinding your teeth to nubs it doesn't really matter what context it's used (or abused) in.

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sammyjanette 17

Popping pills like a "gang banger"? Your father is a dope, and he should do some research. Rural white community drug usage is on par with usage rates of other groups.

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Prescription ADHD medicine AND multi-vitamins? That's so hardcore.

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UsEumYong 4

If you're at an age to be grounded, then you're at an age that he probably had to help you get said prescription...

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Trish01 23

Ideally, if a parent finds out that their kid is a drug addict, they should get the child help. Not simply ground them. Then again, OP's dad is an idiot as it seems impossible for him to not know about the prescription.

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HeartOfLead 24

Everyone knows that only hardcore drug addicts take the FlintStones Vitamins!

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