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By zephyrgk - 02/09/2013 01:15 - United States - Wilmington

Today, I was grounded by my dad for "popping pills like a gangbanger". I take prescription ADHD medicine and a multi-vitamin. FML

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By suckstobefat - 22/01/2012 06:10 - Canada

Today, I found out that the daily "vitamins" that my dad has been giving me for the last three months were actually weight loss pills. FML

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By blue15564 - 26/09/2016 21:52 - United States - Davenport

Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML

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Sarcasm void

By Anonymous - 09/08/2014 17:32 - United States - Amherst

Today, my psychotic step-dad asked me if I'm doing drugs. I replied with a massive amount of sarcasm: "Yeah, all of 'em. Especially meth." He flipped out, searched my room top to bottom, then grounded me "for good" until I tell him where I hid the supposed drugs. FML

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By PillPopperApparently - 20/12/2018 12:00

Today, after constantly shaming me for my ADHD and anti-anxiety pills, my family finally convinced me to drop $250 on their trusted psychiatrist friend because they thought he’d talk me out of taking them. He recommended higher doses of everything. FML

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By Pelly - 23/06/2016 10:26 - Belgium - Kasterlee

Today, my grandma told everyone I'm using steroids and amphetamines, all because she mistook my protein powder and vitamin pills for drugs. FML

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By gothicvamp93 - 04/01/2015 06:46 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, my boss called and yelled at me because he said I was "spotted" out after I called off sick. I was out getting the medicine the doctor had just prescribed me. FML

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Unfair

By I'm not a junkie ffs - 26/11/2023 13:00 - United States

Today, I was dismissed because of my company's strict "no drugs" policy. Yesterday, I had a talk with my team leader and confessed that I have to take antidepressants; this arse then reported it to the management, and they fired me because they are not aware of what these pills contain, and it could affect my performance. FML

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Smoke signals?

By Anonymous - 15/02/2023 02:00

Today, my dad grounded me. Again. First it was my phone, now my watch. How the hell am I supposed to communicate now? FML

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By Yoooooo0 - 29/11/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML

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Sounds like CPTSD as well…

By Anonymous - 14/11/2022 06:00

Today, I asked my father if it was okay for me to take an ADHD test. He spent about 30 minutes yelling at as to why that is a dumb idea. I have asked multiple people who know me better than anyone else and they believe that I might have ADHD. FML

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Everyday_Galaxy 14

Monday 2 September 2013 9:31

I don't know, those sound like drugs a bad-ass gangbanger would take.

Zack6849 8

Monday 2 September 2013 11:01

Bitches don't know bout my vitamins

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BFons 19

Tuesday 3 September 2013 5:48

Drugs are bad mmmmk.

clue_me_in 20

Tuesday 3 September 2013 8:23

Gangbanger? Yes, because we all know that only gangbangers pop pills. People and their stereotypes...

Sputnikspak 13

Tuesday 3 September 2013 8:35

I had someone at a pub accuse me of being a drug addict when I took my pills at dinner. I have Lupus. The pills were plaquenil, prednisone, and antibiotics. O.o Pretty WTF, really.

Highroller42 2

Tuesday 3 September 2013 9:41

Prescription ADHD medication is the same chemical as meth, which is the drug of choice for many gangbangers, and pretty much the worst drug you can do, so, your dad has a very valid point

hplover7 11

Tuesday 3 September 2013 9:59

I completely understand! I have adhd as well, and have had to deal with obnoxious people who dont understand. So sorry you got grounded for that though..

davidislost 11

Tuesday 3 September 2013 20:33

You people are so harsh! She has a medical prescription!!!!

mesahus 5

Wednesday 4 September 2013 0:45

Lol "poppin pills like a gang banger" im gonna use it sooooo much :D thanks, OP

control_machete 1

Wednesday 4 September 2013 6:28

take those pills like a badass gang banger

JoseIsAdork 31

Wednesday 4 September 2013 12:32

hey a smart gangster is a healthy gangster, gotta have that vitamin c yo! also concentration and focus is where its at!

Goldstein_fml 1

Thursday 26 September 2013 23:26

Your daddy was a hard mofo back in the days

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