Work: Today, I was handling corrosive chemicals when I accidentally...

By Anonymous - 03/08/2009 18:33 - United States

Today, I was handling corrosive chemicals when I accidentally spilled a beaker of Hydrochloric Acid on myself. I had to strip naked and use the emergency shower with my boss and my hot coworker watching. The worst part was when I realized my coworker was laughing at the size of my penis. FML

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Today, at work, I had a coughing fit so bad I actually shat myself. What felt like a gallon of liquid crap poured down my trouser leg onto the floor. I work in a competitive office and this happened in front of 30 spiteful coworkers who love posting pics online. FML

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fuzzyface73 2

Monday 3 August 2009 23:02

Yeah, women just don't understand shrinkage.

RiverRelic 0

Monday 3 August 2009 23:13

You have a pretty valid complaint to make to HR. Of course, you then have to keep reliving the humiliation but that was pretty unprofessional on her part. (You may also have misinterpretted her laughter. Was it from nervousness? Some people do that. )

Comments

plexico 3

Monday 3 August 2009 23:23

Maybe it was, "Ha, ha, ha, that thing is so huge, it's ridiculous! How would I even get that in me? Hee, hee, hee! I'll bet he gets dizzy when he gets a hard-on, all that blood flowing out of his head. Ho, ho, ho!"

suthenreblstud 0

Monday 3 August 2009 23:30

SCORE!! Priceless!!

XOfiestypixie 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 5:37

Yes, I think that is what the coworker was thinking too. =) (not sarcasm)

perryscherry 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 22:15

i laughed a lot at this!

DElor 0

Monday 3 August 2009 23:25

lol that sucks

Zombierella 2

Monday 3 August 2009 23:26

I'm surprised no one said YDI yet

Phillay632 0

Monday 3 August 2009 23:33

YDI for having a small penis. I'm #32!!!! Yippee! Yay! Geez...

zargon 1

Monday 3 August 2009 23:33

Which is ridiculous, because if you're being careless enough to drop a strong acid, you truly do deserve it. That shit's dangerous; be careful!

ksunnyv1011 0

Monday 3 August 2009 23:32

Wow I feel sorry for you truly an FML. Be more careful next time though.

Dragonmouth 4

Monday 3 August 2009 23:32

You could probably file a complaint for the fact that they watched you shower.

zargon 1

Monday 3 August 2009 23:35

Not really. The emergency chemical showers are out in the open, so it's not like they were peeping. And the boss probably should be watching to make sure everything's okay.

XanimalloverX 0

Monday 3 August 2009 23:34

Instead of being upset over getting laughed at be thankful you didn't get burns I had a second degree burn on my hand it's excurtiating pain. Be thankful your okay

zargon 1

Monday 3 August 2009 23:38

How do you know he didn't? If he's using the emergency shower, I'm betting he did get burns.

tehukiso 0

Monday 3 August 2009 23:36

I've spilled hydrochloric on myself too. Shit burns =PI think think the acid is the bigger FML than the coworker, if she's a bitch then just say **** it and ignore her.

Blacksabbath211 9

Wednesday 2 February 2011 11:25

are you sure it was HCl? that stuff evaporates when it touches skin and isn't supposed to burn warm living flesh... sulphuric acid on the other hand will burn the hell outta you

Zeus1070 17

Tuesday 2 October 2012 20:52

HCl is strong than Sulphuric. It burns right through you like a knife through butter.

fireandice92 0

Monday 3 August 2009 23:36

"Don't let modesty make your injuries worse" haha chemistry safety video anyone?

scott_m319 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 22:16

Dude, I've seen that before!! It also said not to worry, that the lab professor/person in charge would make sure that everybody left the room. I found that pretty hard to believe seeing as during that scene, the dude's friend was just STANDING THERE, staring down with a dumb-assed look on his face.

MadeOfAwesome 1

Monday 3 August 2009 23:43

Sorry, but I don't really sympathize with you... If you're handling acids, you don't *accidentally* spill them on yourself. Be careful. Not only are you going to get major burns, but it's completely unprofessional to be that clumsy. On the other hand though, it sucks that your boss and coworker saw you like that. Why were they in the room, anyway? That just seems... odd

wolfy_fml 5

Monday 3 August 2009 23:48

No matter how careful you are, anyone can have an accident. I think he'd only deserve it if he was like... juggling bottles of acid or doing something else dangerous.

blalien 0

Monday 3 August 2009 23:56

Every scientist has their one big accident. Mine was when I stabbed my arm with a soldering gun. I can still see the pink spot. If the OP spills HCl a second time, then we shall laugh.

Shiekian 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 0:01

What do you mean you don't "accidentally" spill them on yourself? No matter what you are doing an accident is just that an accident. Yeah it is so unprofessional to be human. I really can't stand people who think they are above human nature. Like it or not you are human and sh!t happens. Don't judge others for being able to admit they make mistakes.

bipolaradhdfml 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 0:09

Continue to say bullshit about how "unprofessional" it is to spill dangerous shit like HCl, that way you'll feel properly ashamed if you were to spill say, boiling water, oil, or other stuff like that. Then you can post an FML and we can all mock you for being careless, since its obviously not an accident.