By Anonymous - 03/08/2009 18:33 - United States

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Today, I was handling corrosive chemicals when I accidentally spilled a beaker of Hydrochloric Acid on myself. I had to strip naked and use the emergency shower with my boss and my hot coworker watching. The worst part was when I realized my coworker was laughing at the size of my penis. FML
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fuzzyface73 2

Yeah, women just don't understand shrinkage.

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RiverRelic 0

You have a pretty valid complaint to make to HR. Of course, you then have to keep reliving the humiliation but that was pretty unprofessional on her part. (You may also have misinterpretted her laughter. Was it from nervousness? Some people do that. )

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Roxas_fml 0

You should've slapped that bitch with your penis. She wouldn't be laughing after that.

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coheedandcambria 0

Ydi cuz I like turtles

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doof_fisch 2

You should have kicked her in the acid.

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muchhate 0

Fake. Why would you strip naked? Boxers?

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athos1237 4

I call bullshit! Never happened, major fail.

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MAjOR_EPiC_FAiL 0

not fake. any person who has ever been in a chem or bio lab knows that YOU MUST strip down and remove ANYTHING that was touched by the chemical as well as be able to wash everything that has been touched. SO to you dumb uneducated fools. boxers were OBVIOUSLY not an option. duh.

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BSPiotr 0

I'm not sure which is more sad and scary. Your carelessness and the fact you aren't horribly scarred (and instead worried about something you're not 100% sure about) or the people here who have no idea about anything to do with chemistry replying to this.

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AmericansAreDumb 0

You said it.

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jnic 0

Yes, because EVERY GIRL IN THE WORLD makes fun of guys' penis size, and gets her physical features made fun of in return and bitches hypocritically. Now stop whining.

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electroboy_fml 0

You're not the OP, are you?

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beckyb 0

It depends on the standard procedure of the lab, how concentrated the HCl was and how much was in the beaker. A large amount of highly concentrated HCl would warrant stripping off you clothes and taking an emergency shower.

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timtam24 0

haha biggest dick in the world 13" thats like a bit bigger than a ruler. Sucks for him though coz girls can only handle 12" lol.

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HellBorn 0

#140 is right. Any man that had acid spilled on him, was in a cold shower and had people standing around watching would be suffering from serious shrinkage.

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jnic 0

12 inches, you kidding me?! A normal vag can't fit any more than 5-6 inches... MAYBE 7. if you gave me anything over 8 inches my ****** might leap out of my body and run away screaming. And the vast majority of guys don't have anything over 7 inches, so nothing to worry about really. Guys think girls care way more about size than they actually do.

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mcsnelly 5

140-Do you realize that most people who are obsessed with penis size are men, not women? Most women do not care NEARLY as much about size as men do. And most women are NOT expecting it to be huge, like, apparently, a lot of men think they are. Also, does the OP actually KNOW that the co-worker was laughing at the size of his penis? Because I think most people would be laughing at the situation (someone having to all of a sudden strip down and run into the emergency shower) rather than fixating on penis size...It might seem kind of insensitive that she'd be laughing at him spilling dangerous chemicals but maybe she could tell he wasn't horribly burned? Idk I'm just wondering here...If that's not the case then that is kind of mean...until they're sure he wasn't seriously hurt..THEN laugh it off..lol

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